Intro(Same as first verse):
C           Dm    F   G  C       G


Verse 1:
      C                        Dm
I sit down.. at my computer to see
F             G       C   G
what you have done so far today
          C                Dm
it's just nice to see reality
F                G
It's just a cool family
C                  Dm         F   G
Being good to each other


Bridge:
       Am                F
I'm so tired of terrible people
      Am                         F       G
Being admired for being terrible people
                  C
but your beard is awesome
                  Dm
and your kids are awesome
                 E7                        F          G
and your wife is hotter than expected, and awesome!


Chorus:
      C           F             C           F
Ohh.. Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards Oooh!
C           F             C           F
Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards OH!


Intro:
C           Dm    F   G  C       G


Verse 2:
       C                          Dm
You've become an adjective of you own
F              G     C                       F
that means something between extra large and awesome

"Dude, check out this Shay-stuffed pretzel, Whoa!"


Bridge:
       Am                F
I'm so tired of terrible people
      Am                         F       G
Being admired for being terrible people
              C
you a regular guy
        Dm
but you try
      E7                   F     G
to be something we all can be


Chorus:
      C           F             C           F
Ohh.. Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards Oooh!
C           F             C           F
Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards OH!



Outro:
C   F   C   F   C   F   C(Let ring)