(Intro)
F5 Eb5 Db5 Cm7sus (2x)

(Verse)
       F5 
When I met him on a sidewalk
He was preaching to a mailbox
Bb5
Down on 16th Avenue
       Db5  
And he told me he was Jesus
          Eb5 
Sent from Jupiter to free us
       F5
With a bottle of tequila and one shoe
Bb5
He raged about repentance
   C5           C5 
He finished every sentence
F5                              Bbmsus
With a promise that the end was close at hand
  Gb5                 C5    C5 
I didn?t even try to understand

           F5        Eb5                   Db5    CMajsus C5
He left me wide eyed in disbelief and disillusion
      F5           Eb5            Db5    CMajsus C5
I was tongue tied, drawn by my conclusions
Bb5             C5   C5 
So I turned and walked away
    F5         Eb5                   Bb5
And laughed at what he had to say
                                    C5 C5
Then casually dismissed him as a fraud
  Gb5 
I forgot he was created in the image of my God

(Intro)

       F5
When I met her in a bookstore
She was browsing on the first floor
Bb5
Through a yoga magazine
        Db5          
And she told me in her past life
        Eb5
She was some plantation slave?s wife
    F5
She had to figure out what that might mean
    Bb5                                C5  C5  
She believes the healing powers of her crystals
          F5                     Bbmsus 
Can bring balance and new purpose to her life
Gb5         C5
Sounds nice

(Chorus)

(Bridge)
Bb5                                    F5
Not so long ago, a man from Galilee
                            Eb5                  Db5
Fed thousands with His bread and His theology
                       Bb5
And the truth He spoke
Quickly became the joke
   C5
Of educated, self-inflated Pharisees like me
(Intro 2x)

              G5       F5                Eb5         DMajsus D5
And they were wide eyed in disbelief and disillusion
          G5           F5                 Eb5        DMajsus D5 
They were tongue tied, drawn by their conclusions
      C5                D5    D5 
Would I have turned and walked away
    G5         F5      Eb5           Cm2
And laughed at what He had to say
                                DMajsus
And casually dismissed Him as a fraud
   Ab5
Unaware that I was staring at the image of my God

(Outro)
G5 F5 Eb5 DMajsus D5 5x
D5