D
Hello morning, Mr. Edminton
F#  G         F#                  B?
Mr. Edminton, how are you feeling today?
             C#m
I trust that life is treating you
    C#           F#
The way that you want it to
               G
Of course, I'm joking with you

AND IT JUST GOES LIKE THAT THE REST OF THE SONG (just kidding)

D
Hello, Mr. Lendingworth
G                 F#                  B?
Mr. Lendingworth, hope you're feeling ok
                  C#m                 C#
I've brought some books and a finance magazine
               F#    
Because I feel bad for you
              G
I'll tell you another thing too

(During this part you should strum and then mute after struming to give it the right feel)

F#                                  E
Remember how they vowed to let that go
                          C#m
If your families paid the ransom
                              C#
Well, I think you both should know
                         E  F#
That that's not their intention
   C#m                     C (Barre)
But I will help to set you free
                           F
If you'll do something for me
D                F#                       A (Barre)
I want an honest job in one of your factories

D                   G   
Please Mr. Edminton, Mr. Edminton 
F#                  B?
Tell me that you'll agree 
           C#m                            C#
And I'll untie you from that chair presently 
            F#
And get you away from here
            G
I'm judging by your tears 

     D                     G
That you, Mr. Lendingworth, dear Mr. Lendingworth 
F#                   B?
Desire a part in our scheme 
             C#m                        C#
Well, sir, I certainly would never even dream now 
   F#
Of excluding you 
              G
I'll tell you both what to do

(Go back to strum , mute)

F#                      E
Tip toe down the spiral stairs 
          C#m
Then just before the cellar door 
                           C#
You'll see a painting of a juggler 
                             B?        B      G#
Touch his nose and that will open up a secret corridor
         C#m                         C
Take the ladder at the end up to the street 
                       F
And run as fast as you can
D                 F#
Then in a week or two 
                        A  A# F A# 
I'll start my job with you
D                 G
You, Mr. Edminton, Mr. Lendingworth 
F#                    B? C#m   A      E
Hurry before it's too late for us to escape