Intro: G5 F5 Eb5 D5 G5 F5 Eb5 D5 Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction G5 Eb5 D5 Forgive our sins forged at the pulpit with forked-tongue-selling faux sermons G5 F5 Eb5 D5 'Cause I am a new wave of gospel sharp and you'll be thy witness G5 G5 F5 A gentlemen if you're gonna preach. For God's sake, preach with conviction G5 Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning F5 Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it. Eb5 No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it? D5 Now don't you move. G5 Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning F5 Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it. Eb5 No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it? D5 Now don't you move. G5 F5 Just stay where I can see you douse the light! G5 G5 F5 G5 F5 Eb5 D5 We sure are in for a show tonight. G5 F5 Eb5 D5 In this little number, we're graced by two displays of character G5 F5 Eb5 D5 We've got: the gunslinger extraordinaire v. walking contradictions G5 F5 Eb5 D5 And I for one can see no blood from the hearts and the wrists you'd allegedly slit G5 F5 G5 G5 Eb5 And I for one won't stand for this. If this scene were a parish, y'all be condemned. G5 Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning F5 Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it. Eb5 No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it? D5 Now don't you move. G5 Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning F5 Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it. Eb5 No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it? D5 Now don't you, don't you move. Eb5 G5 F5 Stay where I can see you douse the lights. G5 We sure are in for a show tonight! Eb5 G5 F5 Stay where I can see you douse the lights. G5 F5 We sure are in - Stay where I can see you douse the lights. G5 F5 Eb5 D5 La la da da la la da . . .