INTRO: G

VERSE 1:
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Have You Ever Had One Of Those Days When Nothing Goes Right
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Your Wife Starts Bitchin'bout Whatever It Was She Was Bitchin' About Last Night
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So You Escape Into The Bathroom Just To Sit There On Your Thrown
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But After You Finish Your Business The Toilet Paper's Gone
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CHORUS:
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Well It's A Great Day For Me To Whup Somebody's Ass
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It's A Bad Day So You Better Get Off My Back
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You Might Get Cold Cock... If You Cross My Path
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'Cuz It's A Great Day For Me To Whup Somebody's Ass
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VERSE 2:
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Well I Was Runnin' Late For Work So I Poured Me Some Coffee To Go
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And Just Before I Had A Flat Tire I Spilled It All Over My Clothes
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When The Highway Patrol Man Pulled Up I Thought That Help Was On The Way
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But When He Saw The Tire Tool In My Hand He Shot Me With Pepper Spray
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REPEAT CHORUS: 1X
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VERSE 3:
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When I Finally Made It To Work I Was 15 Minutes Late
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I Told My Boss About The Flat Tire But He Fired Me Anyway
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So Here I Am Out In The Parking Lot Just Waiting By His Corvette
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I'm Gonna Give Him A Goodbye Present That He Never Will Forget
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REPEAT CHORUS: 1X
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END ON: G