Tom: A5 Intro: A5 D5 (repeat) [Chorus] A5 Why was I the last to know , that you D5 weren't coming to my show you coulda A5 Called me up to say "good luck" , you coulda D5 called me back you stupid fuck A5 D5 Why was I the last to know? [Verse 1] A5 First date, we ate sushi and D5 It went well, I was funny and A5 You said I was a cutie D5 That's the last thing I heard from you A5 I left the tickets at the door for you D5 I had to tell my mom that there was no more room A5 You didn't show, that was so uncool D5 You coulda called me back A5 D5 So i guess this means that we're not friends anymore, A5 I heard it's me you're asking for, I thought D5 I'd see you at the show you said you'd go [Chorus] A5 Why was I the last to know , that you D5 weren't coming to my show you coulda A5 Called me up to say "good luck" , you coulda D5 called me back you stupid fuck A5 D5 Why was I the last to know? A5 D5 Why was I the last to know? [Verse 2] A5 After the date, I wouldn't go home with you D5 I wouldn't put my heels in the air for you A5 You tried to get me to do things I just won't do D5 Last I heard from you A5 Here is how I guess the story goes, D5 you woulda came if I was a ho A5 Fuck for parts that's just not how I roll, D5 move it on down the road A5 D5 So i guess this means that we're not friends anymore, A5 I heard it's me you're asking for, I thought D5 I'd see you at the show you said you'd go [Chorus] A5 Why was I the last to know , that you D5 weren't coming to my show you coulda A5 Called me up to say "good luck" , you coulda D5 called me back you stupid fuck yeeaahh A5 D5 Why was I the last to know? A5 D5 Why was I the last to know? A5 You thought you know me D5 I guess you didn't A5 You thought you had me D5 I think you didn't A5 You thought you knew me D5 But you didn't [Chorus] fade A5 Why was I the last to know , that you D5 weren't coming to my show you coulda A5 Called me up to say "good luck" , you coulda D5 called me back you stupid fuck A5 D5 Why was I the last to know? A5 D5 Why was I the last to know?