D5 G5 D5 I'd much rather have frog in my throat then a porcipine A5 D5 G5 stuck to my face I'd much rather have a bug in my D5 A5 D5 ear then a dog makin' love to my leg A girl asks you home to meet Mommy and Daddy she say's A5 she thinks that youre nice but there's trouble ahead and you'll wish you were dead if you don't take this friendly D5 advice D5 A5 D5 A5 Don't pet the dog don't pet him whatever you do 'cause A5 he aint been fixed and he knows some tricks that will sure D5 A5 D5 D5 make a fool out of you don't pet the dog he gets it G5 A5 confused with romance just leave him alone or the next D5 thing you know he'll be asking your ankle to dance G5 D5 you say it's o.k. try to push him away whats's his A5 D5 G5 name does he sit up and beg you try to be cool but D5 E5 A5 you look like a fool with a dog makin' love to your leg D5 A5 D5 Don't pet the dog he'll boo-boo all over your A5 shoes 'cause he aint been fixed and he knows some A5 D5 tricks that will sure make a fool out of you D5 A5 D5 D5 G5 don't pet the dog he gets it confused with romance A5 just leave him alone or the next thing you know D5 he'll be asking your ankle to dance D5 A5 D5 don't pet the dog