Am
If I was a pirate sailing the seas
      Dm
Would you come and pillage the village with me?
      E
We'll bury the treasure and go down down together
   Am
If I was a pirate

   Am
If I was an outlaw robbin' the bank
      Dm
Would you be my Bonnie, help me get away?
      E
Would you pull the trigger and blow 'em away?
   Am
If I was an outlaw...

C     E         Am
How bad would I have to be?
C     E
How bad?

   Am
If I was a vampire roamin' the night
      Dm
Would you be my prey and put your neck on the line?
E
Live in the shadows and die in the night?
   Am
If I was a vampire...

   Am
If I was a wanted man on the run
      Dm
Would you take a fall if we were under the gun?
    E
And drop down beside me in the nooses they've hung?
   Am
If I was a wanted man on the run...

C     E         Am
How bad would I have to be?
C     E
How bad?

   Dm
If I was the worst man in the world
      Am
Would you still be my girl?
    Dm
The scariest monster you ever seen
      E
Would you still love me?

   Am
If I was killer with blood on my hands
      Dm
Would you be my alibi and lie on the stand?
E
Swear on your life that I'm an innocent man?
   Am
If I was a killer....

C     E         A
How bad would I have to be?
C     E
How bad?