Intro: F5 F5 D5 G5 C5 C5 F5 G5 Your multilingual business friend Bb5 F5 Has packed her bags and fled F5 G5 Leaving only ash-filled ashtrays Bb5 F5 And the lipsticked unmade bed D5 G5 The mirror, a reflection F5 C5 Has climbed back upon the wall F5 G5 For the floor she found descended Bb5 F5 And the ceiling was too tall F5 Bb5 Your trouser cuffs are dirty G5 C5 And your shoes are laced up wrong A5 D5 F5 You'd better take off your homburg Bb5 F5 'Cause your overcoat is too long (Intro) F5 G5 The town clock in the market square Bb5 F5 Stands waiting for the hour F5 G5 When its hands they won't turn backwards Bb5 F5 And on meeting will devour D5 G5 Both themselves and also any fool F5 C5 Who dares to tell the time? F5 G5 And the sun and moon will shatter Bb5 F5 And the signposts cease to sign (Refr?o) (intro) (Refr?o) (intro)