Bb5
I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS.
B#5
We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms.
F5
He said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell
F5                                       Bb5
That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL."

Bb5
"Do I have to go out, dude?"
B#5
"No but that Mexican chick CORONA is there,
And she's been asking about you."
F5
I hung up the phone. Time to get dressed, I
F5                             Bb5
Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE.

Bb5
We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em
B#5
In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s).
F5
We drove around for like half the night.
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Luckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT.

Bb5
We rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin',
B#5
Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and
F5
That's where it's at. My ears were all ringing.
F5                                  Bb5
The party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing:

Bb5
[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
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[inaudible] bottles of beer.
F5
You take one down, you pass it around,
F5                              Bb5
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
(x2)

Bb5
Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted
B#5
Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid. 
F5
He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette
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Like "automobile, big leck!" 

Bb5
I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass
B#5
This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass.
F5 
I told that HARP that she could go to hell
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And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STELLA.

Bb5
And down to have some fun, she
B#5
Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring.
F5
The alcohol was all clouding my thinking,
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So I slapped her on the HEINEKEN I get you a drink? And

Bb5
She said, "ha! You're totally cute.
B#5
"If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob."
F5
Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then
F5                         Bb5
The party started moving, and everybody started singing:

Bb5
[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
B#5
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
F5
You take one down, you pass it around,
F5                              Bb5
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
(x2)

Bb5
CORONA'S ex-boyfriend started talking to me
B#5
His FOSTER(s) parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEAST.
F5
'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world.
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He was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl.
Bb5
I should bust your SKOL. You look like a queer, I'm
B#5
Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong."

F5
"Of COORS! Challenge accepted."
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You can call me GUINNESS, 'cause I'm touting the record."
Bb5
Beer pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked
B#5
I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK.

F5
We played for a while, and I was wooing them when
F5                          Bb5
I showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON... PABST
Bb5
And CORONA was like, "wow!
B#5
You can totally touch my boob now."

F5
I was EL PRESIDENTE
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Or maybe a king with my CORONA
Bb5
In my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing:

Bb5
[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
B#5
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
F5
You take one down, you pass it around,
F5                              Bb5
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
(x2)