Intr.: Bbm Fm Eb Ab Eb/G Db Eb Bbm Fm No one laughs at God in a hospital Eb Ab Eb/G No one laughs at God in a war Fm No one?s laughing at God Eb Db When they?re starving or freezing or so very poor Bbm Fm No one laughs at God Eb Ab Eb/G When the doctor calls after some routine tests Fm No one?s laughing at God Eb When it?s gotten real late Db And their kid?s not back from the party yet Bbm Fm No one laughs at God Eb Ab Eb/G When their airplane start to uncontrollably shake Fm No one?s laughing at God Eb Db When they see the one they love, hand in hand with someone else And they hope that they?re mistaken Bbm Fm No one laughs at God Eb Ab Eb/G When the cops knock on their door And they say we got some bad news, sir Fm No one?s laughing at God Eb Db When there?s a famine or fire or flood * Chorus * Bbm Fm But God can be funny Eb Ab Eb/G At a cocktail party when listening to a good God-themed joke, or Fm Or when the crazies say He hates us Db Eb And they get so red in the head you think they?re ?bout to choke Bbm Fm God can be funny, Eb Ab Eb/G When told he?ll give you money if you just pray the right way Fm Db Eb And when presented like a genie who does magic like Houdini Gb Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus Eb God can be so hilarious Gb Ha ha Bbm Fm Eb Ab Bbm Fm Eb Ab Ha ha Bbm Fm No one laughs at God in a hospital Eb Ab Eb/G No one laughs at God in a war Fm No one?s laughing at God Eb When they?ve lost all they?ve got Db And they don?t know what for Bbm Fm Eb No one laughs at God on the day they realize Ab Eb/G Fm That the last sight they?ll ever see is a pair of hateful eyes Eb Db No one?s laughing at God when they?re saying their goodbyes Bbm Fm But God can be funny Eb Ab Eb/G At a cocktail party when listening to a good God-themed joke, or Fm Or when the crazies say He hates us Db Eb And they get so red in the head you think they?re ?bout to choke Bbm Fm God can be funny, Eb Ab Eb/G When told he?ll give you money if you just pray the right way Fm Db Eb And when presented like a genie who does magic like Houdini Gb Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus Eb God can be so hilarious Gb Bb Fm No one laughs at God in a hospital Eb Ab Eb/G No one laughs at God in a war Bb Fm No one laughs at God in a hospital Eb Ab Eb/G No one laughs at God in a war Bb Fm No one laughs at God in a hospital Eb Ab Eb/G No one laughs at God in a war Fm Eb Db No one?s laughing at God when they?re starving or freezing or so very poor Db No one?s laughing at God No one?s laughing at God No one?s laughing at God Gb We?re all laughing with God