(Solo taken from _Guitar World_ January 1995) Intro: D5 G5 D5 G5 A5 D5 B5 G5 A5 D5 A5 G5 "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" is your Benzedrine, uh-huh A5 D5 B5 G5 A5 D5 B5 E5 I was brain-dead, locked out, numb, not up to speed G5 A5 I thought I'd pegged you an idiot's dream G5 A5 Tunnel vision from the outsider's screen D5 A5 D5 G5 A5 A5 G5 A5 I never understood the frequency, uh-huh D5 A5 D5 G5 A5 A5 G5 A5 D5 You wore our expectations like an armored suit, uh-huh A5 D5 B5 G5 A5 D5 A5 *Fill1 G5 I'd studied your cartoons, radio, music, tv, movies, magazines A5 D5 B5 G5 A5 D5 B5 *Fill2 E5 Richard said, "Withdrawal in disgust is not the same as apathy" G5 A5 A smile like the cartoon, tooth for a tooth G5 A5 You said that irony was the shackles of youth D5 A5 D5 G5 A5 A5 G5 A5 You wore a shirt of violent green, uh-huh D5 A5 D5 G5 A5 A5 G5 A5 I never understood the frequency, uh-huh Chords over solo: B5 A5 (x3) A5 A5 G5 A5 Solo: (grad. release) e----------------------------- | ------------------------------- | - B----------------------------- | --------------7---------------- | - G---7b-----(7)----(7)------6-- | --6--4--7---------4---4--4--4-- | - D----------------------------- | ------------------------------- | - A----------------------------- | ------------------------------- | - E----------------------------- | ------------------------------- | - (grad. bend) e------------------------ | ------------------------------- | - B------------------------ | ------------------------------- | - G---4------7b---(7)--4--- | --7b------------------7-------- | - D-------7---------------- | -------------------------7--7-- | - A------------------------ | ------------------------------- | - E------------------------ | ------------------------------- | - e--------------------- | ---------------- | ------------- | ------------------------ | B------------------7-- | ---------------- | ---7--------- | ------------------------ | G------4---4---7------ | --4---7h6---7--- | ----------4-- | -9b----(9)--7----------- | D--7------------------ | ---------------- | ------------- | ---------------(b9)-(9)- | A--------------------- | ---------------- | ------------- | ------------------------ | E--------------------- | ---------------- | ------------- | ------------------------ | e------------------------ | ------------ | - B------------------------ | ------8b---- | - G------------------------ | ------7b---- | - D--5------------7b--(7)-- | ------------ | - A------------------------ | ------------ | - E------------------------ | ------------ | - A5 D5 B5 G5 A5 D5 A5 *Fill1 G5 "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" is your Benzedrine, uh-huh A5 D5 B5 G5 A5 D5 B5 *Fill2 E5 Butterfly decal, rearview mirror, dogging the scene G5 A5 You smile like the cartoon, tooth for a tooth G5 A5 You said that irony was the shackles of youth D5 A5 D5 G5 A5 A5 G5 A5 You wore a shirt of violent green, uh-huh D5 A5 D5 G5 A5 A5 G5 A5 I never understood the frequency, uh-huh D5 A5 D5 G5 A5 A5 You wore our expectations like an armored suit, uh-huh G5 A5 I couldn't understand D5 A5 D5 G5 A5 A5 You said that irony was the shackles of youth, uh-huh G5 A5 I couldn't understand D5 A5 D5 G5 A5 A5 You wore a shirt of violent green, uh-huh G5 A5 I couldn't understand D5 A5 D5 G5 A5 A5 G5 A5 I never understood, don't fuck with me, uh-huh End on D. Fill 1: e------------------ B------------------ G----9b---(9)------ D--------------7--- A------------------ E------------------ Fill 2: e----------------- B----------------- G----------------- D------5h4-------- A-------------7--- E----------------- Rhythm Fill 1: w/ amp tremolo e------------------------- B------------------------- G-----2------------------- D-----2------------------- A-----0------------------- E------------------------- ------- CRUSH WITH EYELINER Chords by: Bryan Killingsworth Formatted by: Chris Bray Intro: A (with feedback, etc) A G D (x 2 with delay) A5 G5 D5 I know you A5 G5 D5 I know you've seen her A5 G5 D5 She's a sad tomato A5 G5 D5 She's three miles of bad road A5 G5 D5 Walking down the street A5 G5 D5 Will I never meet her? A5 G5 D5 She's a real woman-child A5 G5 D5 Oh my kiss breath turpentine B5 E5 A5 G5 A5 I am smitten E5 A5 G5 I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing) E5 A5 G5 A5 Have you seen her come around? G5 My crush with eyeliner A5 G5 D5 I'm imbibed A5 G5 D5 I'm infatuated A5 G5 D5 It's all too much pressure A5 G5 D5 She's all that I can take A5 G5 D5 What position should I wear? A5 G5 D5 Cop an attitude? (Fake her) A5 G5 D5 How can I convince her? (Fake her) A5 G5 D5 That I'm invented too, yeah B5 E5 A5 G5 A5 I am smitten E5 A5 G5 I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing) E5 A5 G5 A5 We all invent ourselves G5 and you know me BRIDGE: B5 , A5 (2x) D5 ,high E5 , G5 (Solo over bridge): e-------7------------------ B--5bhr---5--3--3bhr------- (2x) then G---------------------5-2-0 e------------------------------------------ B ------7----7-----7-------(b9)----(b9)----(b9)-- G-sl/7----7----7-----7sl(b9)--(b9)----(b9)----(b9) G D-----------7----7-------------(b9)----(b9)---- A5 G5 D5 Yeah, she's a sad tomato A5 G5 D5 She's three miles of bad road A5 G5 D5 She's her own invention (She's her own invention) A5 G5 D5 That gets me in the throat A5 G5 D5 What can I make myself be? A5 G5 D5 Life is strange, yeah (Life is strange) A5 G5 D5 What can I make myself be (Fake her) A5 G5 D5 To make her mine? B5 E5 A5 G5 A5 I am smitten E5 A5 G5 I'll do anything (I'll do anything) E5 A5 G5 A5 A kiss breath turpentine, G5 my crush with eyeliner E5 A5 G5 A5 I am smitten E5 A5 G5 You know me (Yeah, you know me) E5 A5 G5 A5 I could be your Frankenstein G5 my crush with eyeliner E5 A5 G5 A5 I am smitten E5 A5 G5 I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing) E5 A5 G5 A5 Won't you be my valentine? G5 My crush with eyeliner E5 A5 G5 A5 E5 A5 G5 E5 A5 G5 A5 G5 End on E. ------- KING OF COMEDY Chords by: Bryan Killingsworth D5 Make your money with a suit and tie A5 B5 A5 Make your money with a true denial C5 G5 Make your money with expert advice, G5 A5 B5 A5 If you can wing it (before chorus hold 1st A on this line) D5 Make your money with a power ply A5 B5 A5 Make your money with a buyout bribe C5 G5 G5 A5 B5 A5 Make it lie as long as you mean it Chorus: G5 C5 G5 I'm not King of Comedy G5 C5 G5 Grease the pig, give a squeeze (squeeze me) D5 Make your money with exploitation A5 B5 A5 Make it holy illumination C5 G5 Say a prayer at every station G5 A5 B5 A5 Don't forget to ask for mercy D5 Make your money with a pretty face A5 B5 A5 Make it easy with product placement C5 G5 Make it charged with controversy G5 A5 B5 A5 I'm straight, I'm queer, I'm bi G5 C5 G5 I'm not king of comedy, G5 C5 G5 I'm not your magazine, G5 C5 G5 I'm not your television {Bridge:} G5 Slide (8x) D5 Make your money, make it rich A5 B5 A5 make it young and make it quick C5 G5 Make your money on the jukebox, baby, G5 A5 B5 A5 let's pick up sticks D5 Make your enemies make your moves A5 B5 A5 Make your critics stumble through C5 G5 Make it smart and make it schmooze G5 A5 B5 A5 Make it look easy G5 C5 G5 I'm not king of comedy, G5 C5 G5 I'm not your magazine, G5 C5 G5 I'm not your television G5 C5 G5 I'm not your movie screen G5 C5 G5 I'm not commodity (all together now) {Following chords are picked:} G5 C5 G5 I'm not commodity G5 C5 G5 I'm not commodity G5 C5 G5 I'm not commodity G5 C5 G5 I'm not commodity ----- I DON'T SLEEP, I DREAM Chords/Tab by: Trygve Sandven Haaland Bryan Killingsworth [Riff]: e---0--7--0------------0- B----5--5---5sl/3--0h3--- G-0---4--4--------------- (8x) D------------------------0 [Riff] I'm looking for an interruption, do you believe? You looking, did my dreams Be prepared for anything You come into my little scene Hooray hooray hip hip hooray There's one thing I can guarantee: You won't have to dig, dig too deep G5 E5 Said leave me to lay, but touch me deep, G5 E5 I don't sleep, I dream G5 E5 G5 E5 I'll settle for a cup of coffee, but you know what I really need [Riff] Are you looking to drive my dreams? You here to run my screens? You come, deliver my demons Hooray hooray hip hip hooray Are you coming to ease my headache? Do you give good head? Am I good in bed? G5 E5 I don't know, I guess so G5 E5 I don't sleep, I dream G5 E5 G5 E5 I'll settle for a cup of coffee, but you know what I really need [Riff] I'm looking for an interruption, can you believe? Some medicine for my headache Hooray hooray hip hip hooray I'm pitching for a new direction Pinch me when I wake Don't tell me my dreams are fake G5 E5 you leave me to lay, you touch me deep, G5 E5 I don't sleep, I dream G5 E5 G5 E5 I'll settle for a cup of coffee, but you know what I really need G5 E5 Leave me to lay, but touch me deep, G5 E5 I don't sleep, I dream G5 E5 G5 E5 I'll settle for a cup of coffee, but you know what I really need [Riff to end] ------ STAR 69 Intro: B5 E5 A5 F#5 x2 B5 E5 A5 F#5 B5 E5 A5 F#5 You don't have to take the bar exam to see B5 E5 A5 F#5 B5 E5 A5 F#5 What you did is Ignoramus 1 0 3 B5 E5 A5 F#5 Where have I got to hang my hat B5 E5 A5 F#5 you don't have line to me all this just to be your friend. B5 E5 A5 F#5 I was there to tell you B5 E5 A5 F#5 extortion and arson, petty larceny. B5 F#5 B5 F#5 B5 F#5 A5 I know you called. I know you called. I know you called. B5 F#5 B5 F#5 B5 F#5 A5 I know you called. I know you called. I know you hung up my line. Star 69. B5 E5 A5 F#5 x2 B5 E5 A5 F#5 I know all about the warehouse fire. B5 E5 A5 F#5 I know squirrelies didn't chew the wire. B5 E5 A5 F#5 Three people have my number, the other two were with me. B5 E5 A5 F#5 I don't stand tall, but I'm not your patsy. B5 E5 A5 F#5 This time you have gone too far with me. B5 F#5 B5 F#5 B5 F#5 A5 I know you called. I know you called. I know you called. B5 F#5 B5 F#5 B5 F#5 A5 I know you called. I know you called. I know you hung up my line. Star 69. {Break:} B-3bw3r(pickoff)0- B5 E5 A5 F#5 x2 B5 E5 A5 F#5 B5 E5 A5 F#5 Why'd you put your quarter down on me? B5 E5 A5 F#5 B5 E5 A5 F#5 This reads like some dark Inside Edition, Hard Copy. B5 E5 A5 F#5 I can't be your character witness, I can't be your alibi. B5 E5 A5 F#5 Don't arrange the FBI, here this spy versus spy. B5 E5 A5 F#5 You my friend are guilty as can be. B5 F#5 B5 F#5 B5 F#5 A5 I know you called. I know you called. I know you called. B5 F#5 B5 F#5 B5 F#5 A5 I know you called. I know you called. I know you hung up my line. B5 F#5 B5 F#5 B5 F#5 A5 I know you called. I know you called. I know you called. B5 F#5 B5 F#5 B5 F#5 A5 I know you called. I know you called. I can't be your alibi. B5 E5 A5 F#5 Star 69. ------ STRANGE CURRENCIES TABed by Steve Krulewtz Thanks to Chris Bray for lyrics and first draft of TAB. Fill: e- | ----------- B- | ----------- G- | ----------- D- | --2p0---0-- A- | ------3---- E- | ----------- Pattern 1: C5 F5 C5 F5 e- | --------3-----------3-----------3-----------3------ B- | ------1---1-------1---1-------1---1-------1---1---- G- | ------------0---2-------2-----------0---2-------2-- D- | ----2---------3-------------2---------3------------ A- | --3-----------------------3------------------------ E- | --------------------------------------------------- Pattern 2: C5 F5 A5 D5 G5 e- | --------3-----------------------1-----------3------ B- | ------1---1-------1-----1-----3---3-------3---3---- G- | ------------0---2-----0-----2-------2---0-------0-- D- | ----2---------3-----2-----0------------------------ A- | --3------------------------------------------------ E- | --------------------------------------3------------ [Fill] [Pattern 1] [Pattern 1] I don't know why you're mean to me [Pattern 2] When I call on the telephone [Pattern 1] and I don't know what you mean to me but I want to turn you on, [Pattern 2] turn you up, figure you out, want to take you on C5 G5 F5 C5 F5 G5 These words, "You will be mine" C5 G5 F5 C5 D5 G5 These words, "You will be mine, all the time" [Fill] [Pattern 1] The Fool might be my middle name [Pattern 2] But I'd be foolish not to say [Pattern 1] Going to make whatever it takes, ring you up, call you down, sign your name, secret love [Pattern 2] Couldn't I take you in and make you mine? C5 G5 F5 C5 F5 G5 These words, "You will be mine" C5 G5 F5 C5 D5 G5 These words, "You will be mine, all the time", oh A5 G5 A5 G5 I tripped and fell, did I fall? A5 F5 A5 D5 What I want you to feel, G5 I want to feel it now [Pattern 1] You know with love come strange currencies [Pattern 2] And here is my appeal: [Pattern 1] I need a chance, a second chance, a third chance, a fourth chance, a word, a signal, a nod, a little breath [Pattern 2] just to fool myself, catch myself, to make it real, real C5 G5 F5 C5 F5 G5 These words, "You will be mine" C5 G5 F5 C5 D5 G5 These words, "You will be mine, all the time", oh C5 G5 F5 C5 F5 G5 These words, "You will be mine" C5 G5 F5 C5 D5 These words haunt me, hunt me down, catch in my throat, make me pray, G5 say love's combined, oh C5 G5 F5 C5 F5 G5 C5 G5 F5 C5 D5 G5 [Fill] End on a C chord ------- TONGUE Tab by : Trygve Sandven Haaland Capo on 1st fret => E = F, A=Bb etc. E5 A5 E5 A5 call my name, here I come. E5 A5 Ab5 90 to nothing, watch me run. you call. I am ashamed to say. ugly girls know their fate. anybody can get laid. you want a room with a fire escape. I want to tell you how much I hate this. D5 G5 D5 G5 don't leave that stuff all over me. D5 F#5 G5 F#5 A5 It pains me please just leave it. I should toss that vanity license plate. toss that make-up painted face. box those poems, chocolate cake. scratch that name on the record player. please just leave me be. don't lay that stuff all over me. it crawls all over. all over me. Chords over solo: ( D5 )? ( A?) E5 A5 G5 F#5 - A5 call my name, here I come. your last ditch lay, will I never learn? caramel turn on a dusty apology. it crawls all over me. you turn all over. it pains me. please just leave it. ------ BANG AND BLAME (Liberated from January 1995 _Guitar for the Practicing Musician_) (Buy it for a more complete version) TABed by: Chris Bray Chords used: Amadd2: xx7500 G5 : xx5430 A5 , C5 , G5 , B5 , Bb5 chords: Use E-shaped barre chords... {Intro}: (Gtr. 1: w/ light dist. & delay set at 484 milliseconds) A5 E- | ---------------------------- | ------------------------- | B- | ---------------------------- | ------------------------- | G- | -o----5---(5)---(5)---(5)--- | --(5)---(5)---(5)---(5)-- | D- | -o----7---(7)---(7)---(7)--- | --(7)---(7)---(7)---(7)-- | A- | ---------------------------- | ------------------------- | E- | ---------------------------- | ------------------------- | G5 E- | ------------------------- | ---------------------------- | B- | ------------------------- | ---------------------------- | G- | ---7---(7)---(7)---(7)--- | --(7)---(7)---(7)---(7)---o- | D- | ---5---(5)---(5)---(5)--- | --(5)---(5)---(5)---(5)---o- | A- | ------------------------- | ---------------------------- | E- | ------------------------- | ---------------------------- | {Gtr2 (Clean tone)}: Amadd2 If you could see yourself now, baby G5 Amadd2 it's not my fault. You used to be so in control. G5 You're going to roll right over this one. G5 Just roll me over, let me go. You're laying blame. Amadd2 Take this as no, no, no, no, no. A5 C5 A5 G5 You bang, bang, bang, bang, bang then blame, blame, blame. A5 C5 B5 Bb5 A5 G5 You bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. It's not my thing so let it go. Amadd2 G5 If you could see yourself now baby, the tables have turned. Amadd2 the whole world hinges on your swings. G5 Amadd2 your secret life of indiscreet discretions. G5 Amadd2 I'd turn the screw and leave the screen. Don't point your finger. G5 You know that's not my thing. You came to A5 C5 A5 G5 bang, bang, bang, bang, bang then blame, blame, blame. A5 C5 Badd4 You bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. It's not my thing so let it go now. {Interlude}: (Gtr w/ distorted tone): E5 let ring... E- | ----------0--------- | --------0-------------- | B- | ----------0---0----- | -----------0----------- | G- | -o--------(b9)-----(b9)- | --------------8------o- | then.... D- | -o--(b9)-(b9)----------- | --(b9)-(b9)----------(b9)--o- | A- | ----7--7------------ | --(b9)-(b9)---------------- | E- | ----0--0------------ | --7--7----------------- | | ----------- Play Three Times ------------ | let ring... E- | ---------0----- | ---------------0---------- | B- | ------------0-- | -(0)--------------0------- | G- | --------------- | ------6--------------6---- | D- | ---7--7-------- | ------------------------7- | A- | ---7--7-------- | ----------7--------------- | E- | ---5--5-------- | -------------------------- | {Gtr2 (Clean tone)}: A5 G5 You've got a little worry. I know it all too well. A5 G5 I've got your number, but so does every kiss-and-tell Amadd2 G5 who dares to cross your threshold, or happens on your way, Amadd2 G5 Stop laying blame. You know that's not my thing. Amadd2 G6 Amadd2 (Ooh.)_______________ (Ooh.)_______________ G5 You know that's not my thing. A5 C5 A5 G5 You came to bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, then blame, blame, blame. A5 C5 B5 Bb5 Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. It's not my thing so let it go. A5 C5 A5 G5 You bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, then blame, blame, blame. A5 C5 B5 Bb5 E5 Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. It's not my thing so let it go. A5 G5 Amadd2 G5 You kiss on me, tug on me, rub on me, jump on me, Amadd2 G5 You bang on me, beat on me, hit on me, let go on me, Amadd2 G5 (Ooh.)________________ You let go on me. Amadd2 G5 (Ooh.)________________ Amadd2 G5 (Ooh.)_____________________________________ E- | ------0h5p0-------0h5p0--- | -------------- | ---3p0---------3p0- | B- | ----5-----------5--------- | -- -- | --------3p0-------- | G- | -o------------------------ | -- % -- | -------------4----- | D- | -o------------------------ | -- -- | ------------------- | A- | -------------------------- | -- -- | ------------------- | E- | -------------------------- | -------------- | ------------------- | Repeat and fade... E- | -(0)--3p0----3p0---3p0----- | B- | --------------------------- | G- | -------------------------o- | Rest approx. 15 seconds then... D- | -------------------------o- | A- | --------------------------- | E- | --------------------------- | Repeat and fade... E- | ----------2--------------- | -------------------- | B- | -------0---------------3-- | --(3)--------------- | G- | -o-----------0----4------- | ------------------o- | The End. D- | -o--4--------------------- | ------------------o- | A- | -------------------------- | -------------------- | E- | -------------------------- | -------------------- | (w/light dist. & amp vibrato) ------- I TOOK YOUR NAME Chords/tab by : Trygve Sandven Haaland D5 E5 I wore the clothes you wanted D5 E5 I took your name D5 E5 If there is some confusion, D5 E5 who's to blame? D5 E5 I signed your living will D5 E5 I smiled your face D5 E5 I'm ready to close the book on D5 E5 NASA and outer space C5 A5 D5 If there is some confusion E5 who's to blame? C5 A5 D5 E5 who's to blame? D5 E5 I sequenced your arrival D5 E5 I sealed your fate D5 E5 I pushed the button D5 E5 and erased your master tape D5 E5 I wrote the sales pitch D5 E5 I threw the grey switch D5 E5 I dragged your big-assed D5 E5 dirty robbed car out of that ditch C5 A5 D5 If there is some confusion E5 who's to blame? C5 A5 D5 E5 who's to blame? {Break:} B-------------------9>7---------------7>5-- G--(b9)(b9)(b9)9>11-11-11-----7-7-7-7>(b9)(b9)(b9)----- D--(b9)(b9)(b9)9>11-11-11-----7-7-7-7>(b9)(b9)(b9)----- repeat A--7-7-7-7>(b9)-(b9)-(b9)-----5-5-5-5>7-7-7------ C5 A5 D5 E5 (repeat) D5 E5 I crossed your great divide D5 E5 I stirred your ocean's tide D5 E5 I called your bluff until D5 E5 I blew your circuits wide D5 E5 I'll be your albatross, D5 E5 devil dog, Jesus Lord D5 E5 I don't wanna be Iggy Pop D5 E5 but if that's what it takes C5 A5 D5 If there is some confusion C5 A5 D5 If there is some confusion C5 A5 D5 If there is some confusion E5 who's to blame? C5 A5 D5 E5 who's to blame? ----- LET ME IN E5 D5 Yeah, all those stars drip down like butter, E5 G5 D5 in promises, a sea. E5 D5 We hold out our pans, lift our hands to catch them. E5 G5 D5 We eat them up, drink them up, up, up, up A5 G5 C5 A5 G5 C5 A5 Heyyyyyy, let me in. A5 G5 C5 A5 G5 C5 E5 Heyyyyyy, let me in. E5 D5 I only wish that I could hear you whisper down, E5 G5 D5 mister fisherman, to a less peculiar ground. E5 D5 He gathered up his loved ones and he brought them all around E5 G5 D5 to say goodbye, nice try. A5 G5 C5 A5 G5 C5 A5 Heyyyyyy, let me in. yeah yeah yeah A5 G5 C5 A5 G5 C5 E5 Heyyyyyy, let me in. Let me in. {Break:} D5 E5 D5 I had a mind to try to stop you. Let me in. Let me in. E5 G5 D5 I've got tar on my feet and I can't see. E5 D5 All the birds look down and laugh at me. E5 G5 D5 Clumsy, crawling out of my skin. A5 G5 C5 A5 G5 C5 A5 Heyyyyyy, let me in. yeah yeah yeah A5 G5 C5 A5 G5 C5 E5 Heyyyyyy, let me in. A5 G5 C5 A5 G5 C5 A5 Heyyyyyy, let me in. yeah yeah yeah A5 G5 C5 A5 G5 C5 E5 Heyyyyyy, let me in. ------- CIRCUS ENVY Chords by: Trygve Sandven Haaland and Bryan Killingsworth {Use power chords} {Riff:} (I've got 2 versions, let me know which sounds better) >From Bryan Killingsworth Riff: {Drop-D tuning} d--0-0-10-12---0-0-10-12--14-12-10- A--0-0-10-12---0-0-10-12--14-12-10- (repeat) D--0-0-10-12---0-0-10-12--14-12-10- >From Trygve Sandven Haaland Riff: G --2-2-0-2---2-2-0-2-3-2-0-- D --0-0-0-0---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-- [Riff] Here comes that awful feeling again Welcome the ugly animal. I hold my breath to what you sing, My pyro b-ba-ba ball and chain, I'm not afraid, I messed it, messed it, messed it, messed it up A5 G5 I've got my telescope head in the haystack A5 G5 I'm getting tired of your dodgeball circus act A5 G5 NC5 Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark on command [Riff] Here comes that awful feeling again Make way for monster jealousy The strong man kicked sand into my breakfast cereal bowl I'd spelled your name with Oatios, he messed it, messed it, messed it, messed it up A5 G5 I've got my telescope head in the haystack A5 G5 I'm getting tired of your dodgeball circus act A5 G5 NC5 Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark on command Bridge: A5 C5 D5 F5 A5 C5 D5 E5 A5 C5 D5 F5 A5 C5 D5 E5 [Riff] If I were you I'd really run from me I really really wish that I were you I'd give this a crunchy and drop a load on your head This monster in me makes me wish you'd messed it, messed it up A5 G5 I've got my telescope head in the haystack A5 G5 I'm getting tired of your dodgeball circus act A5 Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark A5 G5 NC5 Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark on command Bridge: A5 C5 D5 F5 A5 C5 D5 E5 A5 C5 D5 F5 A5 C5 D5 E5 (you're mean, mean, mean you tease, tease, tease me) {Continue with the bridge progression until end.} If I were you I'd really run from me I'd really really wish that I were you When I get loose I'll climb a tree and drop a load on your head This monster in me makes me retch, you messed it, messed it up (you're mean, mean, mean you tease, tease, tease me) Do you smell jealousy? Do you smell jealousy, jealousy, jealousy? {End on riff.} ------ YOU >From Bryan Killingsworth 'You' off Monster is Dm , Gm for the verse and it holds Am for awhile and goes to C for the chorus (I think)...with a Dm riff during the verses (the notes are pretty much in the chord, hammer-on on the 2nd fret of G string and open D string). Let the sun beat through the clouds, Let me kiss you on the mouth. All my childhood toys with chew marks in from a smile. Let me hold your syrup close to mine. Let me watch you, Hollywood and Vine. And I want you like the movies, touch me now. I love you crazy, just keep on. I love you madly, just keep watch. You wipe my lips, You turn me on. My attentions are turned to you. Did I dream you were a tourist in the Arizona sun? I can see you there with luna moths and watermelon gum. I woke up in the sleeping bag, With nowhere else to run. You're standing in the bathroom telling me its all in fun. I love you crazy, just keep on. I love you madly, just keep watch. You wipe my lips, You turn me on. My attentions are turned to you. I can whisper in your ear. I can write a calendar year I can wing around your Saturn smile, shut out the moon I walked the tension wire line. And I learned to disrespect the signs. And I want you like a Pisces rising, even though I love you crazy, just keep on. I love you madly, just keep watch. You wipe my lips, You turn me on. My attentions are turned to you. -- I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending like he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality. ==============================================================================