Intro G C G C G D C D G D C G Sipping on a black Dakota pint D C G The joint is jumping on a Sunday night Bm Em But then something wicked this way comes Am7 D D+5(aug) Sticking out like two sore thumbs G Eye candy C Ear poison G C Oh Mother, keep your boys in G D ?Cause uptown came downtown C D G And now they keep hanging around D C G They didn't wanna listen to no band D C G Why don't they grab a cab back to clubland Bm Em Now they're coming on to every guy Am7 D D+5(aug) Like two drunken socialites G Eye candy C Ear poison G C Oh Mother, keep your boys in G D ?Cause uptown came downtown C D And now they keep hanging around G It's uncanny C G What the wind blows in C Oh Brother, you'd think what goes in G D Must come out but somehow C D G It's been dumbed down and now they're hanging around Am You should see the way they dance D Rubbing up against everybody's leg Am And like a bad masseuse Everything they do D Rubs me the wrong way G C G C Bm Em Well now something wicked this way comes Am7 D D+5(aug) Sticking out like two sore thumbs G Eye Candy C Ear poison G C Oh Mother, keep your boys in G D Cause high brow came low brow C D And our eyebrows may never come down G It can't be C Screen?s frozen G C Oh Brother, keep your nose clean G D Cause upload came download C D G With a truck load of trouble ?bout to explode G Eye Candy C Ear poison G C Oh Mother, keep your boys in G D Cause uptown came downtown C D G And now they keep hanging around Tabbed by Zach Parkman