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Sipping on a black Dakota pint 
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The joint is jumping on a Sunday night 
         Bm                        Em
But then something wicked this way comes 
         Am7                D   D+5(aug)
Sticking out like two sore thumbs 
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Eye candy 
C
Ear poison 
G           C
Oh Mother, keep your boys in 
G                   D
?Cause uptown came downtown 
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And now they keep hanging around 

D                 C            G
They didn't wanna listen to no band 
D                     C               G
Why don't they grab a cab back to clubland
            Bm                 Em
Now they're coming on to every guy 
         Am7           D  D+5(aug)
Like two drunken socialites 
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Eye candy 
C
Ear poison 
G           C
Oh Mother, keep your boys in 
G                  D
?Cause uptown came downtown 
  C               D         
And now they keep hanging around 
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It's uncanny 
C                   G
What the wind blows in 
                  C
Oh Brother, you'd think what goes in 
G              D
Must come out but somehow 
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It's been dumbed down and now they're hanging around 

           Am
You should see the way they dance 
                               D
Rubbing up against everybody's leg 
    Am
And like a bad masseuse 

Everything they do 
            D
Rubs me the wrong way 

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         Bm                        Em
Well now something wicked this way comes 
         Am7                D   D+5(aug)
Sticking out like two sore thumbs 
G
Eye Candy 
C
Ear poison 
G          C
Oh Mother, keep your boys in 
G                     D
Cause high brow came low brow 
       C              D     
And our eyebrows may never come down 
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It can't be 
C
Screen?s frozen 
G           C
Oh Brother, keep your nose clean 
G                  D
Cause upload came download 
       C                       D        G
With a truck load of trouble ?bout to explode 
G
Eye Candy 
C
Ear poison 
G          C
Oh Mother, keep your boys in 
G                  D
Cause uptown came downtown 
    C              D        G
And now they keep hanging around

Tabbed by Zach Parkman