Eb       F#                Ab    A     Ab   Eb
   I am a secret government agent armed with lies
      F#                Ab      A  Ab        Eb
About secret government things. Oh yeahh...
       F#                Ab                   A     Ab  Eb
I have secret government documents that could knock you dead
          F#              Ab     A  Ab       Eb
From your regular citizen lives. Oh yeahh...
         B               Bb                                       Eb      
And I'll break into your regular citizen homes with my government knives

F# Ab F# Eb

     F#              Ab          A      Ab       Eb
I do regular citizen things, but that's where it ends
          F#                Ab        A    Ab     Eb
'Cause my secret government mind is a rare breed
        F#                         Ab          A Ab    Eb
I can't love, I can't feel or have passion but I don't mind
          F#                Ab    A    Ab     
'Cause my secret government facts tell me
B                                    
Despite what many normal citizens say
Bb                                                 Eb 
Love causes pain and pain hurts and now passion is dead

F# Ab F#

  Eb                               
Before I became a secret agent spy
C# Eb                             Bb      C#  
   I was put on this earth with a regular life
Eb
Smiling and laughing and singing away
C# Eb                          Bb          C#
   But I could not keep my curious mind at bay
Eb
I set out to answer a question of mine
C# Eb                      Bb       C#
  About human heart versus rational mind
Eb
See, I thought if I planted my heart in the ground
C# Eb                                   Bb       C#
   I could grow a heart tree and spread my love around
Eb
I enlisted the help of a very close friend
C# Eb                                Bb           C#
   And we ripped out my heart so the test could begin

       B          A$
And we watered my heart
       B                   Bb 
And we let the sun feed it vitamins
       B               Bb
And we waited for that sprout
      Bb                                             Eb   F# Ab F# Eb
And I dug up my heart and I found it was nothing but dirt
                         F#    Ab F#
(My heart had become the earth)

Eb        F#                Ab    A     Ab     Eb
Now I'm a secret government agent armed with a past
      F#              Ab    A  Ab       Eb
About regular citizen life. Oh yeahh...
        F#                         Ab     
I can't love, I can't feel or have passion
    A Ab    Eb               F#                        Ab    A Ab
But I don't mind, 'cause you can't break my government heart
Eb           F#                    Ab    A Ab    Eb
  You cannot break my secret agent heart ever again