(Intro Solo) Am G I love I love my D Dm Japanese squeeze Am G I met her in Waikiki D Dm It was Halloween Am G When I asked her to the dance D Dm She said she loves to polka Am G I say polka how provocative D Dm I love I love my Am G Japanese squeeze D Dm So we went to the dance Am G She's in her polka dots D Dm I'm in my puka (with holes) pants Am G And were polkaing allright D Dm And the DJ say Am G Shake ya booty in the polka pit yeah D Dm You're the best polka partner I've ever had Am G I love I love my D Dm Japanese squeeze Am G So we went to the beach D Dm our toes were minglin and bodies tinglin Am G I realize our love was divine D Dm And I ask her to be mine Am G I love I love my D Dm Japanese squeeze Am G So we surf all day D Dm Polka all night Am G Everything is allright D Dm With me and my Japanese squeeze