Intro (tabbed by Kosh H)
Intro:X2
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       B5
When I like you,
     B5    B5
It's total revenge.
  B5            B5    B5
I want to, but I can pretend,
     B5               B5      B5          C#5   E5
That I don't need to be by your side again.

        C#5    E5
Wrap me up,
     B5       F#5
In a plastic case,
       C#5     E5
Pat me down,
          B5    F#5
With your warm embrace,
        C#5    E5
I wanna know
          C#5              C#5
Where you lay your face at night,
              E5
For all these years.

Intro riff (one time)

         B5   
You're a problem ,
     B5    B5
That I can't abide,
        B5
I could sleep, well,
   B5  B5
If only I tried,
      B5           B5     B5
But I stay up and dream of a bride to be,
   C#5    E5
Oh me, Oh my.

        C#5   E5
Give it up,
        B5       F#5
I can't wait no more.
       C#5    E5   
I am stuck    
        B5       F#5
On your bedroom floor.
         C#5     E5
With the thought,
       B5       F#5
That I may not be,
   C#5                B5
As great as those who came before.

          B5      F#5       E5
There's a man assigned to me,
       B5         F#5         E5
And he checks on my stability.
      B5        F#5     E5
We discuss you every week.
       B5         F#5      E5
Then I rinse and rinse, repeat.

    E5        B5
But maybe, I can show you,
F#5    E5
Baby, Maybe,
      B5         F#5
I can relax for good,
      E5      B5
Whoa baby, I can show you,
F#m    E7M (let it ring)
Maybe, Baby,

          B5     F#5       E5
There's a man assigned to me,
        B5        F#5       E5
And he checks on my stability,
      B5        F#5   E5
We discuss you every week,
       B5         F#5      E5
Then I rinse and rinse, repeat.
       B5       F#5    E5
And he charges by the tear,
      B5       F#5           E5
Til I weep no more strictly out of fear,
       B5       F#5        E5
That I can't afford your love,
        B5         F#5     E5
And the moon just burns above.

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