Tabbed by Joshua Lawrence Tuning is Standard Time Signature is 4/4 I just sat down and tabbed this out quick. it seems to be pretty correct. Except for the chorus only the E,A, and D are used. However you can play it in full chords as well. Key / = Slide Up \ = Slide Down x = Palm Mute * = Thumb Tap ^ = Upstrum (Intro) Sticatto e|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| x4 B|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| G|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-^4-----------| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-^2--5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-^5-----------| E|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| (Verse) Sticatto e|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| x3 B|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| G|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-^4-----------| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-^2--5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-^5-----------| E|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| "I watch my yellow cat invade..." (Mid Verse) e|-1-*----*----*----*--3--------------xxxx----------| B|-1-*----*----*----*--3--------------xxxx----------| G|-1-*----*----*----*--4--------------xxxx----------| D|-2-*----*----*----*--5--------------xxxx----------| A|-3-*----*----*----*--5--------------xxxx----------| E|-1-*----*----*----*--3--------------xxxx----------| "Just to prove to one..." (Verse) Sticatto e|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| x3 B|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| G|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-^4-----------| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-^2--5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-^5-----------| E|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| "Again I watch my cousin Greg..." (End Verse) e|-1-*----*----*----*--3--------------xxxx----------| B|-1-*----*----*----*--3--------------xxxx----------| G|-1-*----*----*----*--4--------------xxxx----------| D|-2-*----*----*----*--5--------------xxxx----------| A|-3-*----*----*----*--5--------------xxxx----------| E|-1-*----*----*----*--3--------------xxxx----------| "He's relied on this for years..." (Chorus) e|-0-------0-^0-1-----------0----0------------------| x4 B|-1-------1-^1-1-----------1----1------------------| G|-1-------0-^0-2-----------0----0------------------| D|-2-------2-^2-3-----------2----0------------------| A|-0-------0-^0-0-----------3----3------------------| E|-0-------0-^0-0-----------0----0------------------| "These are my friends..." (Pre Verse) Sticatto e|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| x4 B|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| G|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-^4-----------| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-^2--5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-^5-----------| E|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| "Hey, hey..." (Verse) Rhythm slightly changes e|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| x3 B|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| G|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-^4-----------| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-^2--5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-^5-----------| E|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| "I watch this dude..." (Mid Verse 2) e|-1-*----*----*----*--3--------------xxxx----------| B|-1-*----*----*----*--3--------------xxxx----------| G|-1-*----*----*----*--4--------------xxxx----------| D|-2-*----*----*----*--5--------------xxxx----------| A|-3-*----*----*----*--5--------------xxxx----------| E|-1-*----*----*----*--3--------------xxxx----------| "I will not stop him..." (Verse 2) Steady strumming e|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| x3 B|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| G|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-^4-----------| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-^2--5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-^5-----------| E|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| "Lou is bugged and shot up with drugs..." (End Verse 2) e|-1-*----*----*----*--3-^3----3-^3-----------------| B|-1-*----*----*----*--3-^3----3-^3-----------------| G|-1-*----*----*----*--4-^4----4-^4-----------------| D|-2-*----*----*----*--5-^5----0-^0-----------------| A|-3-*----*----*----*--5-^5----5-^5-----------------| E|-1-*----*----*----*--3-^3----3-^3-----------------| "Kiss those dying ears..." (Chorus) e|-0-------0-^0-1-----------0----0------------------| x4 B|-1-------1-^1-1-----------1----1------------------| G|-1-------0-^0-2-----------0----0------------------| D|-2-------2-^2-3-----------2----0------------------| A|-0-------0-^0-0-----------3----3------------------| E|-0-------0-^0-0-----------0----0------------------| "These are my friends..." (Pre Verse) Sticatto e|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| x4 B|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| G|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-^4-----------| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-^2--5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-^5-----------| E|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| "Hey, hey..." (Verse 3) Acapella for the most part e|-1-*----*----*----*----*----*----*----*-----------| x2 B|-1-*----*----*----*----*----*----*----*-----------| G|-1-*----*----*----*----*----*----*----*-----------| D|-2-*----*----*----*----*----*----*----*-----------| A|-3-*----*----*----*----*----*----*----*-----------| E|-1-*----*----*----*----*----*----*----*-----------| "I watch my neighbor's son..." (Verse 3) Back to sticatto (He does some variations here also) e|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| x5 B|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| G|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-^4-----------| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-^2--5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-^5-----------| E|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| "It's strange i'm skinny..." (End Verse 3) e|-1-*----*----*----*--3-^3----3-^3-----------------| B|-1-*----*----*----*--3-^3----3-^3-----------------| G|-1-*----*----*----*--4-^4----4-^4-----------------| D|-2-*----*----*----*--5-^5----0-^0-----------------| A|-3-*----*----*----*--5-^5----5-^5-----------------| E|-1-*----*----*----*--3-^3----3-^3-----------------| "With every scummy crummy hour..." (Chorus) e|-0-------0-^0-1-----------0----0------------------| x4 B|-1-------1-^1-1-----------1----1------------------| G|-1-------0-^0-2-----------0----0------------------| D|-2-------2-^2-3-----------2----0------------------| A|-0-------0-^0-0-----------3----3------------------| E|-0-------0-^0-0-----------0----0------------------| "These are my friends..." (Outro) Sticatto e|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| x2 B|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| G|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-^4-----------| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-^2--5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-^5-----------| E|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-^1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-^3-----------| "Hey, hey..."