Tabbed by: Walter Faber

Tuning: No friggin Idea, my ears are broken. I play it in E Standard.

Have fun with your balls out! (And don't forget to look cool... for the chicks.)

e | ------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------ | 
B | ------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------ | 
G | ------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------ | 
D | ------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------ | 
A | ---------5--0--3----3--5--0- | --5--0--3----3--5--0------------------- | 
E | ------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------ | 




When I was only three,
Dm
my mom said to me,
C            Am
"Don't go screwing a skanky ho,
Bb
or you're gonna get VD"
C                   Am

When I was seventeen,
Dm
I boned a kooky bitch
C               Am
A couple days later, my balls swelled up,
Bb                    Bb  F Bb
And my crotch began to itch
C                   Dm

But thats when I totally knew,
Bb
What God wanted me to do,
C
Whoooaa!

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Dm      F   Am  F   G   G     Am
Fuck all night, and party all day!
Am    Am  Am     F   F     Am  G
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Dm      F   Am  F   G   G     Am
Fuck all night and party...All day
Am    Am  Am     F   F     Am  G

etc.

Solo

e | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
B | ----------------13pb15--13-13-11-11-10-10--------------------------------- | 
G--------10--12------------------------------------------------------------- | 
D | --12---------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
A | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
E | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 

e | ------------------12b13---13r12--10--------------------------------------- | 
B | --10---11--13------------------------10--11--13pb15-13~~------------------ | 
G | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
D | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
A | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
E | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 

e | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
B | ----------------13pb15--13-13-11-11-10-10--------------------------------- | 
G--------10--12------------------------------------------------------------- | 
D | --12---------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
A | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
E | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 

e | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
B | ----------------13pb15--13-10---11--10------------------------------------ | 
G------10--12---------------------------10- 12b14r12------------------------ | 
D | --12------------------------------------------------10~~~~---------------- | 
A | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
E | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 

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 |  /   slide up
 |  \   slide down
 B   hammer-on
 |  p   pull-off
 |  ~   vibrato
 |  +   harmonic
 |  x   Mute note
 B   Bend
 |  pb  Pre-bend
 |  br  Bend release
 |  pbr Pre-bend release
 |  brb Bend release bend

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