G5                 
I met you down at the Seventh Veil

C5
The first night that I got out of jail

G5
Your lips were red and your skin was pale

C5                   D5
You were the one that I wanted to nail

Yeah.



G5
I asked you for a table dance

B5
You came over and put your hands in my pants

A5
I ain't lookin' for no wild romance

C5                               D5
but by the way: hey you got any blow?



C5        G5
Stripper girl

       E5           D5                  C5
Heaven sent, pay my phone bill, pay my rent

C5        G5
Stripper girl

       E5          D5                       C5
I love you, all my friends really love you too

C5
I really love your boobies



G5
I wanna love you til the end of time

C5
I wanna love you in a 69

G5
I wanna love you where the sun don't shine

C5                           D5
Hey, where'd you put that coke? Cool.

*Sniff*

G5
Take my cock into your backdoor

B5
I wanna fuck you fuckin' whore

A5
I wanna jam it in and out at a real fast pace

C5                          D5
Til I squirt hot juicy all over your face



C5        G5
Stripper girl

       E5             D5                  C5       
Heaven sent, take one look and I pitch a tent

C5        G5
Stripper girl

           E5           D5                C5                      
You're the best, up all night on crystal meth

Yeah!



E5
Sometimes you think that I'm a jerk

B5
When you catch me fucking your friends from work

C5
I'll be there to catch you when you fall

D5
If you buy me an iPhone you can give me a call



(Rhythm for guitar solo is same as intro)
Guitar solo


G5
I really love you baby

C5
I wanna watch you dance

G5
I didn't mean to fuck your friend

C5            D5
Give me one more chance


C5        G5
Stripper girl

      E5          D5                   C5
On my lap, hope I didn't give you the clap

C5        G5
Stripper girl

            E5           D5                    C5
I need some cash, get on stage and shake that ass

C5        G5
Stripper girl

       E5           D5                   C5
Heaven sent, thanks again for payin' my rent, yeah


C5   C5    G5
Stripper girl

C5   C5    G5
Stripper girl

E5  C5    G5
Stripper girl

C5   C5    G5
Stripper girl

C5   C5
Stripper girl