G5 F5 A5 D5 Jon: Can I interest you in Hannukah? G5 F5 C5 D5 Maybe something in a Festival of Lights C5 D5 G5 E5 It's a sensible alternative to Christmas A5 D5 And it lasts for seven - for you - eight nights. n/C5 Stephen: Hanukkah huh? I've never really thought about it. n/C5 Jon: Well, you could do worse. G5 F5 Stephen: Is it merry? A5 D5 Jon: It's kind of merry G5 F5 Stephen: Is it cheery? C5 D5 Jon: It's got some cheer C5 Stephen: Is it jolly? D5 G5 E5 Jon: Look, I wouldn't know from jolly. C5 D5 G5 G5 But it's not my least unfavourite time of year. C5 Stephen: When's it start? D5 Jon: The 25th G5 Stephen: Of December? E5 Jon: Kislev C5 D5 Stephen: When is when exactly? G5 E5 Jon: I will check C5 Stephen: Are there presents? D5 G5 E5 Jon: Yes, indeed 8 days of presents C5 D5 Which means one nice one, then a week of dreck. C5 G5 A5 G5 C5 Stephen: Does Hanukkah commemorate events profound and holy? A king who came G5 to save the world? A5 D5 Jon: No, oil that burned quite slowly n/C5 Stephen: Well, it sounds fantastic! n/C5 G5 Jon: There's more! We have latkes F5 Stephen: What are they? A5 D5 G5 Jon: Potato pancakes. We have dreidels F5 Stephen: What are they? A5 D5 C5 Jon: Wooden tops. We have candles D5 Stephen: What are they? G5 E5 C5 D5 G5 Jon: THEY ARE CANDLES! And when we light them , oh the fun it never stops. n/C5 What do you say, Stephen, do you want to give Hanukkah a try? C5 G5 A5 G5 Stephen: I'm trying see me as a Jew, I'm trying even harder C5 G5 A5 D5 But I believe in Jesus Christ, so it's a real non-starter G5 F5 A5 D5 G5 F5 Jon: I can't interest you in Hanukkah? Just a little bit? A5 D5 C5 D5 Stephen: No thanks I'll pass. I'll keep Jesus, you keep your potato G5 E5 A5 G5 A5 G5 pancakes. But I hope that you enjoy 'em on behalf of all of the goyim. A5 G5 A5 G5 Jon: Be sure to tell the Pontiff, my people say Good Yontif. A5 E5 Stephen: That's exactly what I'll do n/c C5 D5 Both: Happy holidays, you G5 Jon/Stephen: Too!/Jew! Jon: Too?