Capo on IV CHORUS: G5 C5 G5 C5 Baby i'm gonna have to give you up for Lent G5 C5 You took all my credit cards G5 C5 My money's been spent G5 C5 You took out my Mercedes G5 C5 And brought it home with a dent G5 C5 D5 G5 Baby i'm gonna have to give you up for Lent G5 C5 Well, ever since i've known you D5 G5 You've been pretty loose G5 C5 Especially when you get on D5 G5 The Wild Turkey and the juice G5 C5 I gave you enough rope D5 G5 To hang yourself with that noose G5 F5 i'm gonna send you to Morocco C5 G5 To go on and cook up some cous-cous G5 Hey, hey CHORUS You deserved my foot But I gave you my hand You asked for a boy But I gave you a man I took you to the beach You said, "Ah, there's too much sand" I'm gonna send you to Beijing To go on and cook some moo goo gai pan Hey, hey CHORUS You said you were bored I said, "Hey, why not take up judo?" You busted my collar bone And you called me a puto I thought you were intellectual But you were just pseudo I'm gonna send you to Acapulco To go on and cook some menudo Odelay! CHORUS