C Hello, good evening, welcome F to nothing much C A no holds barred half nelson F and the loving touch Am F The comfort and the joy C of feeling lost Am F With the only living boy C in New Cross (C,F,C,F etc) C Fill another suitcase F with another haul C Of hotel towels and toothpaste F and the bathroom wall C Then wipe the lipstick heart and flowers F from the glass and chrome C Take five or six hot baths and showers F and come on home Am F To the comfort and the joy of feeling lost Am F With the only living boy C in New Cross C I've teamed up with the hippies now F I've got my fringe unfurled C I want to give peace, love and kisses out F to this whole stinking world Am F C The gypsies, the travellers and the thieves Am F C The good, the bad, the average and unique Am F C The grebos, the crusties, the goths Am F And the only living boy C in New Cross (C,F,C,F) C Eyes down and I'll keep you up to date, Two fat ladies 1988 F The safe sixteen lovers who lied , Purleys' queen and mother makes five C Butchered bakers, deaf and dumb waiters F Marble arch criminals and clause 28'ers C Authors, authors, plastered outcasts F Locked up daughters, rock'n'roll stars C Goodbye Rudy, David and Rosie F Abraham and Julianne and everyone who knows me Am F C The gypsies, the travellers and the thieves Am F C The good, the bad, the average and unique Am F C The grebos, the crusties, and you and I Am F Hello, good evening, welcome C and Goodbye