First acoustic part (0:42) B5 D5 F#5 G5 (JB) Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker G5 D5 A5 we challenge you to a rock off, G5 D5 A5 (Both)Give us one chance to rock your socks off Second acoustic part (1:24) E5 (JB) If we win, E5 A5 E5 you must take your sorry ass back to hell E5 A5 F5 C5 G5 A5 and also you will have to pay our rent Beelzeboss: A5 AND WHAT IF I WIN? G (strum on... (JB) Then you can take Kage back to hell.. (KG) What!? (JB) Trust me kage it's the only way (KG) What the fuck are you talkin about? ...) C5 (JB) To be your little bitch Third acoustic part (3:03) Tenacious D5 : (JB) NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder G5 Bb5 (KG) There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice (JB) Listen to me- D5 G5 (KG) He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man (JB) God dammit Kage, G5 he's gonna make you his sex slave, Bb5 your gonna gargle Mayonnaise (KG) Noo D5 G5 (JB) Unless we bust a massive monster mamajam (KG) Dude, G5 we've been through so much shit Eb5 (JB) De-activated lasers with my dick Bb5 D5 (BOTH)Now it's time to blow this fucker down G5 (JB) c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down Eb5 Bb5 F5 (KG) I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down G5 (JB) Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown Eb5 Bb5 F5 (KG) We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town G5 (BOTH)Now we've got to blow this fucker down Eb5 Bb5 F5 (KG) He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down G5 (JB) C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down Eb5 Bb5 F5 (KG) OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out this is the part where the distorted guitar comes in, just play the power chords with a of palm muting G5 D5 (JB) Hey educationer, Beelzeboss, Bb5 D5 we know your weakness our rocket-sauce G5 D5 we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind Bb5 D5 we will defeat you, for all mankind G5 D5 you hold the scepter, we hold the key Bb5 F5 you are the devil, we are the D G5 D5 (BOTH)We are the D, We are the D Bb5 F5 We are the D, We are the D G5 D5 We are the D, We are the D Bb5 F5 We are the D, We are the D Gm D (Go nutz from here :D ) We are the D, We are the D Bb5 F5 We are the D, We are the D G5 D5 We are the D, We are the D Bb5 F5 End on G5 We are the D, We are the D