Intro: E5 *      E5  E5  x2   D5   E5
Verse 1
           E5 *        E5    E5          E5 * E5 E5 E5 E5
Well it's 3pm time to lug the gear, got to get it on the stage,

              D5                                  E5      ( E5  E5 )
my muscles flex, my ***ing sweat will save the day.

        E5 *                   E5      E5             E5 * E5 E5 E5 E5
When I check the mic, I fucka check the mic, I fucka checka checka 1 2 3,

           D5                                  E5
I plug it in, I make it sound as good as it can be.

              E5 *                  E5    E5
Becourse the rock is rock, and the road is road,

       E5 *                  E5 * E5  E5
got'a take the mic, he got take control,

     D5                                  E5               ( E5  E5 )
got'a get that shit up on that ***ing stage.

         E5 *                  E5    E5
Cuz the roadie knows what the roadie knows

          E5 *                 E5 *   E5   E5
And the roadie knows that he wears black clothes

        D5                                E5              ( E5  E5 )
And he hides off in the shadows of the stage

Chorus:
             C5    A5                    E5
Because the roadie looks a 1000 miles with his eyes

             C5           A5                           E5
And when the crowd roars: Brings a teardrop to the roadies eyes
Tears of pride

            C5
Because he brought you the show

     A5
But you will never know

 C5
He's changing the strings
      A5
While hiding in the wings
   C/g            A5 (let ring) E5 (powerchord if you want)
No matter how hard, the show must go on

Vers:
Then a beautiful girl come to me she
 says, "hey can i suckka your dick"
 i say yes, I am in love
 then she quickly said, "I sucked your dick, now gimme that backstage pass"
 I do not want you roadie, I want K.G's chode

Prechorus:
      C5                                A5
 I'm standing at the threshold of your dreams
      C5                                A5
 Without me there'd be no sound from those amps
     C5                                A5
 Without me there'd be no lights on the stage
                            E5
 But you don't applaud for me

Chorus:
           C5
 I am the roadie:
    A5 (let ring)                 E5
 A lonesome warrior searching for a soul (no!)
           C5
 I am the roadie:
 A5 (let ring) E5
 I make the rock go!
C5 A5   C5 A5    C5 A5    E5
 Roadie,    Roadie,      ROAAADDDIEEEeee