C         Bm                       A                G
And the sign says long haired freaky people  need not apply
     D            Bm                 G                  A
So I tuck my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why
   Bm                                          G
He said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do
     D                         A           G                A
So I took off my cap and said imagine that,  me working for you


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D             C          G
Signs, signs, everywhere signs
D                       C      G
Fuckin' up the scenery, messin' my mind
A                 G
Do this, don't do that
                   C
Can't you read the sign?


And the sign says all trespassers   will be shot on sight
So I jumped the fence and yelled at the house hey, what gives you the right
You put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in
If God were here he'd tell it to your face, man you're some kind of sinner


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And the sign says you got to have a membership card to get inside

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And the sign says everybody welcome come in kneel down and pray
And at the end of it all they passed the plate around and I didn't have a
                                                           penny to pay
So I got me a pen and paper, and I made out my own fuckin' sign
It said thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me, I'm alive and doin' fine


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Peace, love, and soul,
Paul Zimmerman