Intro: G C D G C D G D G C The private life of Bill and Sue D G Can you dig what I?m telling you C D No one knows just why we care G D We see their faces everywhere Am The strangest story you ever knew D The private life of Bill and Sue Refr?o: G C California to Mexico D G Everybody?s just gotta know C Dallas Texas to Monterey D G Wastin? time on a sunny day C San Onofre to Jersey shore D G At the line in the grocery store C Everybody who ever knew D G The private life of Bill and Sue Instrumental: G C D G D G C The private life of Bill and Sue D G The world is wonderin' what they do C D We watch them on our TV screen G D Their lives are like a movie scene Am The strangest story you ever knew D The private life of Bill and Sue (Refr?o) Ponte: Am D Sometimes life can be so strange Am D Maybe we?re just lookin? for a change Refr?o: G C California to Mexico D G Everybody?s just gotta know C Dallas Texas to Monterey D G Wastin? time on a sunny day G C San Onofre to Jersey shore D G At the line in the grocery store G C Everybody who ever knew D G The private life of Bill and Sue G C D Um - boddy yaddy - - Um boddy yaddy yea - - G C D Um - boddy yaddy - - Um boddy yaddy yi G C California to Mexico D G Everybody?s just gotta know C Dallas Texas to Monterey D G Wastin? time on a sunny day Muffled Background Narration: ( G C D G Am D G D ) Bill and Sue Stars of the once popular reality show The Private Life of Bill and Sue Were reported lost at sea today Along with their camera crew While filming an episode on location near Catalina Island Skeptics speculate that the once popular duo Whose ratings have been tumbling since leaving the network Actually faked their demise...