Tom: C5 C5 G5 One of America's great national pastimes is drinking a coke F5 C5 Taking a smoke telling a joke C5 G5 One of America's great national pastimes is playing ball F5 C5 Taking it all and thinking so small F5 C5 Ah but the great taste of coke has refreshed players G5 C5 The hot and tired the weary and the sore F5 C5 The great taste of coke has refreshed players G5 F5 C5 The hot and tired the weary and the sore C5 G5 One of America's great national pastimes is chocolate fudge F5 C5 Carrying a grudge bribing a judge C5 G5 One of America's great national pastimes is poisoning rain F5 C5 Acting insane inflicting pain F5 C5 Ah but the great taste of coke has refreshed players G5 C5 The hot and tired the weary and the sore F5 C5 The great taste of coke has refreshed players G5 F5 C5 The hot and tired the weary and the sore C5 G5 One of America's great national pastimes is the worship of speed F5 C5 Planting the seeds taking more than she needs C5 G5 One of America's great national pastime is cutting the grass F5 C5 Grabbing some ass living too fast F5 C5 Ah but the great taste of coke has refreshed players G5 C5 The hot and tired the weary and the sore F5 C5 The great taste of coke has refreshed players G5 F5 C5 The hot and tired the weary and the sore