D5 D5 I might lost my leg in the war G5 A5 What War? The War of love D5 D5 My girl's a real shark G5 A5 I'm not gonna try to uh debate it, not everybodys perfect D5 D5 G5 A5 My baby told me, "Darling if you can't get a pardon, better get a parole" D5 D5 G5 A5 I told her I'd be out by morning when the sun is down and with the money rolled G5 A5 D5 /C#5 D5 Ooh we, that gal's the gal for me G5 A5 D5 She loves me tenderly D5 D5 G5 A5 I walked with my brand new slacks and my hair slick back down to Donny's pier D5 D5 G5 A5 Donny wants me to buy him a bottle but I blew my wallet on a chandelier G5 A5 D5 /C#5 D5 All for my loving gal Eleanor G5 A5 D5 who loves the elderly G5 A5 D5 /C#5 D5 A bottle of scotch A dimesack and a diamond watch G5 A5 D5 Wouldn't you like that G5 A5 D5 /C#5 D5 A bottle of gin A typewriter and a violin G5 A5 D5 Wouldn't you like that (piano part) D5 D5 G5 A5 Whoa! James Felice on the piano. Real talent. Alright Jimmy that's enough let's wrap it up. G5 A5 D5 /C#5 D5 Ooh we, that gal's the gal for me G5 A5 D5 She loves me tenderly D5 D5 G5 A5 I left my blue-eyed lady and went with Tony Mercedes to the gambling room D5 D5 G5 A5 I lost my diamond watch but in the parking lot I took back again G5 A5 D5 /C#5 D5 Oh man you've got to understand G5 A5 D5 She loves me tenderly G5 A5 D5 /C#5 D5 A bottle of scotch A dimesack and a diamond watch G5 A5 D5 Wouldn't you like that G5 A5 D5 /C#5 D5 A bottle of gin (what)A typewriter and a violin G5 A5 D5 Wouldn't you like that G5 A5 D5 /C#5 D5 A sunny day, a shotgun and a Chevrolet G5 A5 D5 Wouldn't you like that G5 A5 D5 /C#5 D5 A painted scene of horses on the city green G5 A5 D5 Wouldn't you like that G5 A5 D5 /C#5 D5 A microwave, a pillbox and a jack of spades G5 A5 D5 Wouldn't you like that