C5                             A5
I thought I had everybody on my side
      F5                        G5
but I went and blew it all sky-high
    E5                          A5
and now she won't even spare, a passing glance
    D5             G5
all just because I ripped my pants


     C5                      A5
When big Larry came just to put him down
F5                  G5
Spongebob turned into a clown
E5               A5
and no girl ever wants to dance
         D5                G5
with the fool who went and ripped his pants


  E5                               A5
I know, I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse
        D5                 G5
but the pain feels so much worse
      E5                          A5
cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun
       D5               G5
then a burn from sun or sand in your buns


  C5                        A5
I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
   F5              G5
so listen and you won't regret
        E5                A5
be true to yourself, dont miss your chance
        D5                    G5                   C5
and you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants