Tab by TKchaos Intro (when Base starts): E5 C5 G5 B5 : 2x 1ST VERSE: E5 C5 Oh, no. Don't pretend I didn't see G5 B5 You roll your eyes at my gaming tee E5 C5 Don't know if you can read or if you've seen G5 B5 The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine C5 The latest trend has hit its peak D5 B5 They say that geek's becomin' chic E5 C5 So now you're out of style as you can be G5 B5 And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me E5 C5 To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school G5 Now I'm the one that's cool B5 I'm the one that's cool E5 C5 To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule G5 Now I'm the one that's cool B5 I'm the one that's cool E5 C5 G5 B5 : 2x 2ND VERSE: E5 C5 Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing G5 B5 While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering E5 C5 See you pose a part of nerd society G5 B5 My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree C5 C5 Watched my Next Gen every night G5 B5 Wore a headgear to fix my overbite E5 C5 G5 Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me B5 I literally can't see my hand in front of my face E5 C5 To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school G5 Now I'm the one that's cool B5 I'm the one that's cool E5 C5 To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule G5 Now I'm the one that's cool B5 I'm the one that's cool E5 C5 And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool G5 Now I'm the one that's cool B5 I'm the one that's cool E5 C5 You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool G5 And I'm the one that's cool B5 I'm the one that's cool E5 C5 G5 B5 1x 3RD VERSE: E5 C5 Role reversal must be a total drag G5 B5 But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag E5 C5 I appreciate you for being cruel G5 B5 I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel C5 Got my in-jokes you won't get G5 B5 Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat E5 C5 So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb G5 B5 You can Evite me, and I'll say yes, but I won't really come E5 C5 Got my comics G5 B5 Got my games E5 C5 All the things you G5 B5 thought were lame E5 C5 Got my cosplay G5 B5 Fanfic too E5 C5 Got you pegged G5 B5 S T F U E5 C5 To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school G5 Now I'm the one that's cool B5 I'm the one that's cool E5 C5 To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule G5 Now I'm the one that's cool B5 I'm the one that's cool E5 C5 And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool G5 Now I'm the one that's cool B5 I'm the one that's cool E5 C5 You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool G5 And I'm the one that's cool B5 I'm the one that's cool [while Guitar-Solo] E5 C5 G5 B5 : 4x [let ring] E5_____ NOTE: These are all Powerchords With open chords its: E5 = E5 C5 = C5 G5 = G5 B5 = D5 * * must be something between B5 and D. With Powerchords B5 sounds better then D5. And with open Chords D5 sounds better then Bm.