Here you go. And this should make this world a bit better.


E5                      C#5
        Maybe you will qualify
E5                     C#5
        And maybe you won't
E5                     C#5
        Maybe you can multiply
E5                     C#5
        And maybe you don't
A5 *                      F#5
        Haunt me in the dead of night
A5 *                    F#5
        You can be so mean


E5                         C#5
        If you're looking for a fight
E5                         C#5
        Well, I'm a war machine
E5                       C#5
        Is this just an exercise
E5                  C#5
        in self restraint?
E5                       C#5
        Is your picture perfect size
E5                     C#5
        Or a bitch to paint?


A5 *                   F#5
        Be my bloody valentine
A5 *                       F#5
        Or a cruise ship whore
E5                         C#5
        If you're working overtime
E5                        C#5
        What you need me for?


( C#5 )      F#5            B5 *
And if you wanna cry 'bout something
             E5                     C#5
Then make it something worth lying for
           F#5              B5 *
And if you need to curse my name
         A5 *     E5
Curse me good!

           F#5             B5 *
And if you wanna lie 'bout something
             E5                     C#5
Then make it something worth lying for
           F#5              B5 *
And if you need to curse my name
         A5 *     E5
Curse me good!


E5                  C#5
        Baby isn't satisfied
E5                   C#5
        Baby needed more
E5                     C#5
        Baby left her alibi
E5                       C#5
        At the front door
A5 *                     F#5
        Be the morning sun in my eyes
A5 *                 F#5
        Or a new disease
E5                     C#5
        Why should i apologize
E5                 C#5
        I do as i please



( C#5 )      F#5            B5 *
And if you wanna cry 'bout something
             E5                     C#5
Then make it something worth lying for
           F#5              B5 *
And if you need to curse my name
         A5 *     E5
Curse me good!


           F#5             B5 *
And if you wanna lie 'bout something
             E5                     C#5
Then make it something worth lying for
           F#5              B5 *
And if you need to curse my name
         A5 *     E5
Curse me good!



Short instrumental:
C#5 A5 * B5 * E5


          C#5               A5 *                B5 *        
Don't you smile at my face, spit on my back              | 
E5                              C#5                      
Do you kiss your mother with a mouth like that?          |   x5
C#5                A5 *      F#5      E5                   
Love it, leave it, it's all good for me                  |