A5 If we catch a criminal G5 When we catch a criminal F5 There's nothing we can do D5 But play cops and robbers ( E5 ) Cops and robbers A5 F5 D5 A5 We're at a revolution And we're baying for your blood D5 We're laying down the law E5 And your name's mud A5 You'd like to be a member of the human race D5 You want to be a good boy E5 But you couldn't stand the taste A5 Blame Simon 'Cuz he said D5 You've got two lives down E5 And one life left A5 Blame Simon Because he said F5 E5 You could think better with a hole in your head F5 E5 You could think better with a hole in your head A5 If we catch a criminal G5 When we catch a criminal F5 There's nothing we can do D5 But play cops and robbers E5 Cops and robbers x2 A5 Catch a revolution Now your waging war again D5 E5 Marching on the spot when you should have made amends A5 Cause you say you fight for us Cross your heart and hope to die D5 You're the bully in the playground E5 and we'll hang you out to dry A5 Blame Simon Because he said D5 You've got two lives down E5 And one life left A5 Blame Simon 'cuz he said F5 E5 You could think better with a hole in your head F5 E5 You could think better with a hole in your head A5 If we catch a criminal G5 When we catch a criminal F5 There's nothing we can do D5 But play cops and robbers E5 Cops and robbers x2 A5 G5 F5 D5 D5 Line them up against a wall and shoot them all A5 G5 F5 D5 E5 Oh oh oh... A5 If we catch a criminal G5 When we catch a criminal F5 There's nothing we can do D5 But play cops and robbers E5 Cops and robbers x2 A5 If we catch a criminal Ab5 (?)/E5 D5 There's nothing you or I can do A5 Ab5 (?)/E5 D5 Line them up against a wall I'll get a gun and shoot them all