INTRO: C/A5 x2

VERSE ONE: C/A5 x4

yesterday i went outside just for awhile
just to see what was going on
not so much of anything at all
so i went back on inside

BisS: C/G5 x4

i'm smart i know everything
cause i have the internet
i've seen all sorts of crazy things
on my television set

VERSE TWO: C/G5 x4

now i'm back inside of my house (back inside of my house)
where i can finally feel safe (back inside of my house)
at last i'm , basking in warmth
by the glowing of that same old screen, cause..

REPEAT CHORUS

BREAK: C/A5 x2

VERSE THREE: C/A/ x4

cars will be towed
at the owners expense
all violaters
will be requested to leave

REPEAT CHORUS

OUTTRO: (strum each chord once) C.....G.F.C