Tom :E5

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Learn to love me assemble the ways       Now today tomorrow and always

My only weakness is a listed crime       My only weakness is well nevermind 
                                                                nevermind   C5 D5 G5
CHORUS:
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Shoplifters of the world       Unite and take over
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Shoplifters of the world       hand it over, hand it over, hand it over
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Learn to love me assemble the ways      Now today tomorrow and always
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My only weakness is a list of crimes  
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but night the plans of a future war was all I saw on Channel 4

CHORUS  then instrumental 1st verse then instrumental chorus then ...

CHORUS (alternate words):
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A heartless hand on my shoulder  a push and it's over
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alabaster crashes down, six months is a long time
G5       C5                  A5                  G5          C5      A5
tried living in the real world, instead of a shell but before I began
        G5             C5    A5   C5 D5 G5
I was bored before I even began
Shoplifters of the world unite and take over (2X)
Shoplifters of the world ... hand it over.