Intro:  E5 D5 A5 E5 x 4


E5             D5       A5   E5                 D5      A5     E5
He loves your sexy body,      he loves your dirty mind
E5             D5         A5   E5             D5       A5      E5
He loves when you hold him.      Grab him from behind

F#5         E5         F#5             E5
Oh       baby, you?re such a pretty thing
        F#5           E5                    F#5            E5
I can?t wait to introduce you to the other members of my gang

E5              D5       A5     E5                D5          A5     E5
You don?t need no wax job,      you?re smooth enough for me
E5             D5          A5     E5                D5           A5     E5
If you need your oil changed,       I?ll do it for you free.


F#5       E5       F#5                E5
Oh      baby, the pleasure?d be all mine 
       F#5               E5                 F#5                           E5
If you let me drive your pickup truck, and park it where the sun don?t shine


E5 D5 A5 E5 x 4


E5              D5       A5       E5          D5         A5     E5  
Every time he touches you his hair stands up on end
E5            D5         A5         E5         D5        A5     E5
As his legs begin to quiver and his mind begins to bend.

F#5     E5          F#5            E5
Oh oh baby, you?re such a tasty treat
F#5             E5                   F#5            E5       
But I?m under doctor?s orders, I?m afraid to over eat.

E5              D5          A5     E5         D5        A5    E5
He loves your sense of humor,      disposition too
E5            D5          A5       E5        D5           A5     E5
There?s absolutely nothing that he don?t love about you

F#5    E5        F#5               E5
Oh    baby, I?m on my hands and knees
   F#5                E5         F#5                E5
My life would be so simple if I only had you to please

F#5         E5         F#5                E5
Oh        baby, turn around and say goodbye

         F#5         E5           F#5                E5               
You go on to the airport now and I?m going home and cry.


E5 D5 A5 E5 x 2


E5             D5         A5    E5
He loves your Electric dumplings
E5             D5         A5   E5       
He loves your Red bell peppers
E5             D5       A5   E5
He loves your Fuel injection
E5             D5        A5     E5
He loves your Service charge
E5             D5           A5   E5
He loves your Five-speed gearbox
E5             D5       A5   E5
He loves your Long endurance
E5             D5          A5    E5
He loves your Quest for junk food
E5             D5         A5   E5    
He loves your Big refrigerator
E5             D5         A5    E5
He loves your Trembling Wilbury
E5             D5       A5   E5
He loves your Marble earrings
E5             D5       A5   E5 
He loves your Purple curtains
E5             D5      A5    E5
He loves your Power steering
E5             D5        A5  E5 
He loves your Bottled water
E5             D5          A5   E5
He loves your Parts and service


The rest of the song is the same pattern: E5 D5 A5 E.