Intro: F5 G5 Eb5 Bb5 G5 F5 F5 G5 I'm feelin' so good right now Eb5 Bb5 G5 F5 There's a handsome boy tells me how I changed his past G5 He buys me a brandy Eb5 Bb5 G5 F5 Or could it be he's really just after my ass? G5 He likes the clothes I wear Eb5 Bb5 G5 F5 He says he likes a man to dress in season G5 Eb5 Bb5 But no one else ever stares, he's being so kind G5 C5 | --> What's the reason? {Chorus} C5 G5 A5 F5 How many friends have I really got? G5 You can count 'em on one hand C5 G5 A5 F5 G5 How many friends have I really got? C5 G5 A5 F5 How many friends have I really got? Bb5 F5 Bb5 F5 Bb5 F5 G5 G5 C5 That love me, that want me, that'll take me as I am? Suddenly it's a silver screen And a face so beautiful that I have to cry out Everybody hears me Well, I look like a fool, now, if I try and I shy out She knows all of my friends But it's nice to find a woman who'll stay on late But now I think I've reached the end I wonder in the dead of night, how do I rate? {repeat Chorus} C5 C5 It's all like a dream you know Bb5 F5 When you're still up early in the morning G5 F5 Eb5 And you all sit together to watch the sun come through C5 C5 But things don't look so good Ab5 When you could use a bit of warning F5 C5 G5 Then you know that no one will ever speak the truth about you. {repeat Chorus} When I first signed the contract, it was more than a handshake then I know it still is, but there's a plain fact We talk so much shit behind each other's backs, I get the willies People know nothing about their own soft guts So how come they can sum us up Without suffering all the hype we've known How come they bum us up {repeat Chorus}