Gm            D
The lion he has got false teeth, 
    Gm         D
the fire eater is a cheat
    Gm            D      Gm    D              
the exotic dancer is antique.

    Gm               D
The high-wire artist broke his nose, 
    Gm                D
the dancing bears got gangrene toes,
    Gm              D        Gm       D
And all the artists need new clothes.

Gm               D
Cut price is the acrobat, 
    Gm                  D
the fortune teller is a hack, 
    Gm             D      Gm       D     
the clowns make up is all cracked

         Gm                   D
It's the cheapest show you've ever seen
     Gm                 D
with drop outs drug addicts & queens
    Gm           D            Gm     D
its garish gaudy cheap and obscene.

Gm                 D
Half the staff are pimps & whores
    Gm           D
too old to do it anymore,
        Gm             D          Gm    D
they're all old, ugly, stupid, or poor

    Gm                  D
The boss drinks like an unblocked drain
    Gm              D
his wife is stupid, ugly, vain  
Gm                D                    Gm      D
they're so broke, they should elope to Spain

    Gm             D
The big top it has got more holes 
Gm                D
than a dart board its so old, 
    Gm              D          Gm      D
the cloth is rancid green with mould.

         Gm                   D
It's the cheapest show you've ever seen
     Gm               D  
with drop outs drug addicts and queens
    Gm           D           Gm      D
its garish gaudy cheap & obscene.



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