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  Conrad's mother said Conrad dear
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  must go out and leave you here.
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  but mind now, Conrad, what I say,
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  don't suck your thumbs while I'm away.

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  snip snip the scissors go
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  and Conrad cries out oh!
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  snip snip they go so fast,
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  and Conrad's thumbs are off at last.

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  well,mama had scarcely turned her back,
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  when the thumbs were in , alack! alack!
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  the door burst open and in he ran,
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  that great long legged scissor man.

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  snip snip the scissors go
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  and Conrad cries out oh!
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  snip snip they go so fast,
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  and Conrad's thumbs are off at last.

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  well, mama comes home and there Conrad stands,
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  and he looks quite sad as he shows his hands,
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  Ha! Ha! said mama, I knew he'd come,
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  for naughty little suck-a-thumb.

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  snip snip the scissors go
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  and Conrad cries out oh!
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  snip snip they go so fast,
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  and Conrad bleeds to death at last.