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My girlfriend dumped my five days ago
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You're my favorite couple and I wanted you to know
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Yeah two is company three is a crowd
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But Friday nights coming up and I heard you're going out
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Well I've been down since she's been gone
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And if you don't mind I'd like to tag along

And be a 


C9
Third wheel
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Would it be alright 
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I ain't got nothing going 
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Can I hang with yall tonight
C9
Third wheel
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Don't let me stay home
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I know you wanna be together but I don't wanna be alone 


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We can go walking and look at the moon
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Or get a hot fudge sunday with an extra spoon
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You can park the car run your fingers through her hair
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I'll be in the back seat you won't even know I'm there
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How bout the cheesecake factory 
D
Just you and her and me 

I'm gonna be a



C9
Third wheel
          G
Wouldn't it be great
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Don't mind me carry on with your date
C9
third wheel
G                 D
Don't let me stay home

I know you wanna be together

But I don't wanna be alone



C9            G
Lets go shopping give me the keys
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Or and awkward pic-nic by the oak tree
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We could stay in and watch DVD's
D
Or you could play twister and I could referee

I'm gonna be a 




C9
third wheel
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That's what I'll do
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You can act like I ain't irratating you
C9
Third wheel
G
I'll make myself at home

Thanks to you two
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I'll never be alone




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Here we go and a one and a two and a third wheel!