Transcribed by Jason Boushey INTRO G5 D5 A5 D5 x2 VERSE 1 G5 D5 She's got a nice body Her hair is dark A5 D5 When she take's it doggy style She likes to bark G5 D5 Not that I would know A little birdy told me A5 D5 Excuse me while I go masturbate Riff 1 A--3-----2-----0--- CHORUS G5 D5 I lover her She hates me G5 D5 She's got a great personality G5 D5 A5 I've got a secret crush G5 D5 G5 I've got a secret crush VERSE 2 She's really smart, I think she's keen Outside her window I can never be seen I fantasize all day, while laying in the grass Of her putting objects up my ass Riff1 CHORUS INTERLUDE G5 D5 C5 D5 G5 x2 VERSE 3 I saw her at the movies, with some other guy I got so depressed that I wanted to cry So I went to the Beer Store, and got me a keg To drown all my sorrows while i pissed on my leg Riff 1 CHORUS OUTRO G5 D5 A5 I've got a secret crush G5 D5 G5 I've got a secret crush