C5 G5 C5 I?ve seen lots of funny things in my time G5 C5 G5 But theres one thing I?ve been trying hard to get C5 G5 C5 For years and years and years I?ve kept on searching D5 G5 But I haven?t had the luck to see one yet C5 Although I haven?t seen one you all know the thing I mean D5 G5 And now Im going to tell you what it is I haven?t seen C5 G5 C5 F5 I have never, never,never,never C5 G5 C5 I?ve never seen a straight banana G5 I?ve searched quite a bit C5 But I must admit D5 G5 There even curved when they are served in my banana splits C5 G5 C5 F5 C5 D5 I have seen them by the car loads On the deleware and tiawana C5 G5 C5 F5 But I have never, never, never, never C5 G5 C5 I?ve never seen a straight banana [spoken] Oh how much i?ve been yearning to see that straight banana, though unfortunately I?ve had no luck...in fact... C5 G5 C5 I recall when I was in Alaska G5 C5 I Have seen the sun at twelve-o'clock at night. G5 C5 I've seen the waterfalls at old Niagara D5 G5 I confess it is a most impressive sight. I?d love to see a certain thing C5 But if it's not to be, D5 I'd like to meet somebody else G5 Who saw what I can't see. C5 G5 C5 F5 C5 G5 C5 I've never, never, never, never I?ve never seen a straight banana. G5 though theres things I hate C5 Millions I have ate. D5 G5 But Doggon me I?ve yet to see Banana?s that are straight C5 G5 C5 I have traveled far to find one. F5 C5 D5 From the Argentine to the Havana. C5 G5 C5 F5 But I've never, never, never, never C5 G5 C5 I've never seen a straight banana. G5 C5 F5 No I?ve never, never,never,never C5 G5 CGC5 I?ve never seen a straight banana!