Tuning for this song is in all probability standard but my guitar was still tuned a ? step down. 
Thus, tuning: ? step down to Eb5 or C=B5 , F=E5 , G=F#5 , etc.
Chords with a '*' I prefer to play high, but whatever suits you best. 
I didn't really count the measures for the intro but you'll probably figure it out.


Intro: 
Guitar
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCGGGGGGGG
Bass 
(CCCCCCCC)C----F----C----F----C----GGGGGGGG

C5        F5        C5         F5
Throw my guitar down on the floor
C5      F5                      G5    C5
No one cares what I've got to say anymore
C5         F5        C5                 F5
I didn't come here to be damned with faint praise
C5              F5               G5       C5
I'll write my masterpiece some other day

C5     F5     C5    F5   C5    F5    G5    C5    
Nananana etc.
C5    F5    C5    F5
Nananana etc.
C5         F5      G5    C5
Fuck everything, fuck me

C5    F5         C5       F5
I'm repeating myself again
C5   F5               G5          C5
Innovation, I leave to smarter men
C5          F5               C5                  F5
Pretty melodies don't fall out of the air for me
C5           F5          G5        C5
I've got to steal them from somewhere

F5 *                                               
But it doesn't matter what you do 
       C5
Or how hard you try
F5 *                                           C5
Now there's nothing left for me to do except die
          E5 *      C5
When they cut you up
    E5 *                                            
And tell you that it's not going to hurt
F5 *                                                                    G5 *
But they are not going to stop until they see you go to sleep in the dirt 

            C5        F5
There'll be no more cigarettes
C5       F5
No more having sex
C5       F5                   G5           C5
No more drinking until you fall on the floor
C5        F5
No more indie rock
C5      F5
Just a ticking clock
C5        F5       G5               
You have no time for that anymore

F5 *
You better watch where you run your mouth
            E5 *                       G5 *
Because you know what they'll say to you

They'll say
C5             F5
Your life is over 
C5             F5
Your life is over 
C5             F5
Your life is over 
G5             C5
Your life is over 
C5             F5
Your life is over 
C5             F5
Your life is over 
C5             F5
Your life is over 
G5             C5
Your life is over 
C5
Your life is
E5 *     C5        
o??ver   (6X )
E5 * F5 *    G5 *
o??o.....ver

handclaps + singing 'your life is over' 

C5             F5
Your life is over  x25