Tom: D5

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1.       Want some whisky in your water, sugar in your tea?
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    What are these crazy questions they're asking of me?
                  D5       C5                D5    C5
    This is the craziest party that could ever be,
           D5           C5                      D5        - C5
    don't turn on the lights, 'cause I don't wanna see.
      D5              C5    G5 - A5        D5              C5     - G5 - A5
Mama told me not to come,        mama told me not to come,
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she said :     That ain't no way to have fun, son!
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2.        Open up the window, let some air into this room ,
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    I think I'm almost choking from the smell of stale perfume.
             D5                 C5                   D5               C5
    And the cigeratte you're smoking' s 'bout to scare me half to death,
D5                C5              D5         C5
    open up the window, let me catch my breath. + REFRAIN +
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    That ain't no way to have fun, son! Son, son!
        D5          C5                 D5              C5
3. The radio was blasting, someone knocking at the door,
         D5             C5                    D5                  C5
    I'm looking at my girlfriend, she just passed out on the floor.
         D5             C5             D5            C5
   I've seen so many things I ain't never seen before,
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    don't know what it is,  but I don't wanna see no more. 
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+ REFRAIN   +     That ain't no way to have fun, son! + REFRAIN ....