CAPO 1 INTRO: F#m F#m D F#m D Hello, I'm Harry. I've had women I've had germs F#m D F#m D They're eerie, wild and wailing and seductive in small doses D E A D Only one way, only one way D E D Why can't we take a couple of tablets? ( F#m / D ALTERNATING ) Hello, I'm Harry. Did you receive the letter sent? The cheque enclosed the ngatives? Well here's some headlines current and sensible - D E A Moscow's in Ayrshire, what's the problem? D Bm Should I throw my tammy in the ring E A And run for President Ooh, it's farmed out, ooh it's penned in Ooh, I'm left in no doubt. D Bm I'm Harry, Hello A D Hey I'm Harry, Hello ( F#m , D ALTERNATING ) D E A You want me, you want me, do I? F#m D E Arsenic be judge, gin be jury D E The chocolate's watching, the cuckoos are clocking me A D They leave me alone in my sulk Bm E Stalking a beautiful girl in a rural spot D E I gets larger as she gets nearer A D E There's only one way, oh way oh way A The rest is just chemistry