CAPO 1 INTRO: F#5 F#5 D5 F#5 D5 Hello, I'm Harry. I've had women I've had germs F#5 D5 F#5 D5 They're eerie, wild and wailing and seductive in small doses D5 E5 A5 D5 Only one way, only one way D5 E5 D5 Why can't we take a couple of tablets? ( F#5 / D5 ALTERNATING ) Hello, I'm Harry. Did you receive the letter sent? The cheque enclosed the ngatives? Well here's some headlines current and sensible - D5 E5 A5 Moscow's in Ayrshire, what's the problem? D5 B5 Should I throw my tammy in the ring E5 A5 And run for President Ooh, it's farmed out, ooh it's penned in Ooh, I'm left in no doubt. D5 B5 I'm Harry, Hello A5 D5 Hey I'm Harry, Hello ( F#5 , D5 ALTERNATING ) D5 E5 A5 You want me, you want me, do I? F#5 D5 E5 Arsenic be judge, gin be jury D5 E5 The chocolate's watching, the cuckoos are clocking me A5 D5 They leave me alone in my sulk B5 E5 Stalking a beautiful girl in a rural spot D5 E5 I gets larger as she gets nearer A5 D5 E5 There's only one way, oh way oh way A5 The rest is just chemistry