A5
All I wanna do
               B5
Is watch TV with you
            D5
But I've got too many remotes
       A5
In my life


                  A5
Trying to watch a DVD
                     B5
Which remote?s for the TV?
                  D5
Do I have to press AV?
Or is the input DVD slash LD TV slash slash something
Oh, fuck!


D5                                   A5
What order do I have to turn things on?
D5                       D?7
Why am I hearing channel 9
           E5
But seeing 31?


During the vocal solo and spoken interlude vamp on: A5 B5 D5 A5


         D5                D5
They can put a man on the moon
                    A5
But they can?t help me
                 D5                 D?7
It?s like I need Houston mission control
                  E5
Just to watch The Simpsons on TV
                    A5
When I have a house sitter come to stay,
          B5
I have to set aside a whole day
          D5
To type a four page document
                         A5
Briefing them on what to do

A5
I?m so tired of all these buttons
            B5
Look at how complicated life has gotten
D5            E5
Too many remotes!


During the spoken interlude, vamp on: A5 B5 D5 A5


D5           E5
Too many remotes
De-de-de-doo
D5           E5
Too many remotes
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
D5           E5
Too many remotes
In my-
Yon: My mum?s still got one with the cord on it.
      A5
-Life