Tabbed by: hullwork Tuning: Standard C5 A5 C5 A5 C5 A5 C5 A5 C5 A5 There ain't no summer and there ain't no spring C5 A5 The skies ain't blue and the grass ain't green F5 G5 The birds don't sing and fly around F5 G5 Even they can't seem to get off the ground C5 A5 My front doorbell never rings C5 A5 I never go outside for anything F5 G5 At every little house in town F5 G5 The window shades are all pulled down F5 G5 And the mailman never ever comes around C5 Here in Torture Town A5 That is where I can be found C5 In Torture Town A5 Don't you come around F5 G5 F5 If you got happiness in your life G5 Then you best C5 A5 Stay away G5 From Torture Town C5 A5 C5 A5 C5 A5 There's a little town bar - there ain't no stores C5 A5 And they'll deliver a case to my front porch F5 G5 They don't charge me a dime F5 G5 Cause I play guitar for them sometimes C5 A5 As 1-2-3-4 shots kick in C5 A5 My euphoria begins F5 G5 That's me inside that liquor glass F5 G5 Cold as ice and drowning fast F5 G5 And I'm daring anyone to pour me out C5 Here in Torture Town A5 That is where I can be found C5 In Torture Town A5 Don't you come around F5 G5 F5 If you got happiness in your life G5 Then you best C5 A5 Stay away G5 From Torture Town C5 A5 C5 A5 F5 G5 If life gave me a second chance F5 G5 I guess I'd change a lot F5 G5 I'd make myself a better man D5 G5 F#5 Aw hell, maybe not F5 G5 The ghosts that live here find it hard F5 G5 To scare my ass away F5 G5 I'm scarier than they are, so D5 G5 I might as well stay C5 Here in Torture Town A5 That is where I will be found C5 In Torture Town A5 Don't you come around F5 G5 F5 If you got happiness in your life G5 Then you best C5 A5 Stay away G5 From Torture Town C5 A5 C5 A5 (repeat until end)