Chords: John Tyree A beautiful Song by a real American Hero. C5 It's pert' near 12 O'clock D5 Do yo know where you husband is? D5 G5 You don't know where he's run off to G5 C5 And you don't know who's he runnin with C5 You say he never holds you tight D5 And he hangs out at that spot each night D5 G5 You wait up for him but he don't show G5 C5 Well darlin', there's smoethign you should know Chorus: F5 Your man is gay As a goose, darlin' (?) C5 A5 A5 Gay, and that's the truth darlin D5 G5 C5 I hate to break the news to you this way F5 But, your man is gay As a donned apparel. C5 A5 A5 Gay, he's a flamin' arrow D5 G5 heads up, babe, your man is gay. C5 You say he reads a lot of muscle magazines D5 He likes antiques and french cuisine D5 G5 Well darlin, don't you know what all this means G5 C5 He's runnin' low on tostesterine C5 His favorite part of the super bowl D5 Is the locker room interviews D5 G5 Well just add 2 and 2, G5 Hey darlin', it's time you got a clue Chorus out