Strum Dm (10th fret strings 1, 2, 3) Grab the chair boys, we got another bucket kicker! Dm Happy birthday my olde friend Gm It seems this horrorshow will never end Dm Any moment your last breath A Dm (continue strumming) Here is to another day closer to death! Dm Your cake is on the table Dm and it is awfully bright Gm cos there's so many candles on top Dm and you are so decrepit Dm Your chest so tight A A Dm when you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop Dm And you can not complain each time you feel a pain Gm cos you have arthritis and gout Dm and when you start kavetchin' all your teeth fall out A so have another cigarette A Have another beer! A C# D Raise your glass to one more year Gone! Dm Happy birthday my olde friend Gm It seems this horrorshow will never end Dm Any moment your last breath A Here is to another day closer to death! Dm Your skin is so worn out and old, Gm all over your body it's saggin' Dm especially loose is your old caboose A you're draggin' it behind you in a wagon Dm and you're an alcoholic and you're blind and deaf Gm and you have alzheimers i'll bet! Dm You're too old to remember but you're too drunk to forget A so have another cigarette! A Have another beer A A C# D Raise your glass to one more year Gone! Dm Happy birthday my olde friend Gm It seems this horrorshow will never end Dm Any moment your last breath A Here is to another day closer to death! Gm Dm You're so old you smell like dust Gm Dm Now your bones begin to rust Gm Dm see that face it's full of wrinkles A so have another cigarette A have another beer A A C# D Raise that chair to One More Year! Hey! Dm Happy birthday my olde friend Gm It seems this horrorshow will never end Dm Any moment your last breath A Here is to another day closer to death! Dm Happy birthday my olde friend Gm It seems this horrorshow will never end Dm Any moment your last breath A Here is to another day closer Gm To A Your C#m Sweet Dm(keep strumming) Death! Dm(open)/Dm(barred)/Dm(10th fret strings 1,2,3) A - Dm