Strum Dm (10th fret strings 1, 2, 3) Grab the chair boys, we got another bucket kicker! D5 Happy birthday my olde friend G5 It seems this horrorshow will never end D5 Any moment your last breath A5 D5 (continue strumming) Here is to another day closer to death! D5 Your cake is on the table D5 and it is awfully bright G5 cos there's so many candles on top D5 and you are so decrepit D5 Your chest so tight A5 A5 D5 when you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop D5 And you can not complain each time you feel a pain G5 cos you have arthritis and gout D5 and when you start kavetchin' all your teeth fall out A5 so have another cigarette A5 Have another beer! A5 C#5 D5 Raise your glass to one more year Gone! D5 Happy birthday my olde friend G5 It seems this horrorshow will never end D5 Any moment your last breath A5 Here is to another day closer to death! D5 Your skin is so worn out and old, G5 all over your body it's saggin' D5 especially loose is your old caboose A5 you're draggin' it behind you in a wagon D5 and you're an alcoholic and you're blind and deaf G5 and you have alzheimers i'll bet! D5 You're too old to remember but you're too drunk to forget A5 so have another cigarette! A5 Have another beer A5 A5 C#5 D5 Raise your glass to one more year Gone! D5 Happy birthday my olde friend G5 It seems this horrorshow will never end D5 Any moment your last breath A5 Here is to another day closer to death! G5 D5 You're so old you smell like dust G5 D5 Now your bones begin to rust G5 D5 see that face it's full of wrinkles A5 so have another cigarette A5 have another beer A5 A5 C#5 D5 Raise that chair to One More Year! Hey! D5 Happy birthday my olde friend G5 It seems this horrorshow will never end D5 Any moment your last breath A5 Here is to another day closer to death! D5 Happy birthday my olde friend G5 It seems this horrorshow will never end D5 Any moment your last breath A5 Here is to another day closer G5 To A5 Your C#5 Sweet Dm(keep strumming) Death! Dm(open)/Dm(barred)/Dm(10th fret strings 1,2,3) A5 - D5